You Don't Win Friends With Salad

Credit: The Simpsons

A song to sing in a Vegan's miserable face for trying to become your friend.

You Don't Win Friends With Salad, now go eat a fucking bacon butty you vegan scumbag

by Greg_the_Smeg February 15, 2019

San Antonio Breakfast Salad

When a man is getting his salad tossed, he ejaculates on the back of his hand just before shitting in her face. When she pulls away he backhand slaps her across the head.

Meredith won't return my calls after I gave her a San Antonio Breakfast Salad.

by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016

Salad is a salad

A phrase I use to repeat when my calico cat, Salad, does something out of the ordinary such as not coming back home for 8 days.

Salad is a salad....Salad is a salad.

by boooba153 April 15, 2022

Samadhi

An aesthetic girl who loves reading books quietly and loves watching Seventeen idols perform :). She is strong willed and will not stand for injustice when it is happening. She has short, beautiful and silky hair which curls at the end, making a cute mushroom ≧◠‿◠≦. Samadhi has a beautiful smile, the one smile that makes your heart flutter and makes you feel fuzzy inside :). She loves pictures of aesthetic skies and beautiful pictures of the little things in nature. She will always check up on you and will never leave your side if you treat her well. Samadhi is the type to never let go and she will always listen to you when you need someone to talk to. Anyone should be glad to have a Samadhi in their life as they would never encounter another one again. They should also give Samadhi headpats as she adores headpats :).

Ammatasiri, Samadhi and shazly are making crying sounds.

by ShazlyJAYA May 21, 2023

salad-daze

confusion and or dizziness due to a flawed vegan or vegetarian diet that provides little or no protein

When you're a fish-fowler, you don’t have to worry about salad-daze.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 31, 2014

Alabama Caesar Salad

- sexual position where the female is laying with head off edge of bed, male stands over to titty fuck her while she tosses his salad.

Darrell walked into the bedroom and saw Nikki was laying on the bed, ready to give him an Alabama Caesar Salad.

by OutattheFarm October 5, 2015

Saad

He is normally very sarcastic but people with a good sense of humor find him funny. He acts confident but he is sensitive when it comes to one person. He is a very funny person and if never boring at all. He is loyal but will flirt with others.

Girl1: who is that?

Boy1: that’s saad.

Girl1: he is cute

Boy1: he only has eyes for one girl

by Unknownusernameiloveusomuch October 12, 2019