"I totally salturess that guy. I mean he broke both of his legs in seven places, but his high wire unicycle act was pretty cool."
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Get the Salturess mug.When preforming the saltine challenge of eating six saltine crackers in one minute you bust a load in her extremely dry oral cavity preventing her from swallowing or spitting your ejaculatory product.
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by epicfailureensues December 8, 2009
Get the The Great Saltine Challenge mug.A classic eating contest in which a contestant tries to eat six saltine crackers in sixty seconds. No other aids are allowed (i.e. a glass of water), and the challenge ends once the last cracker(s) is/are swallowed or time runs out.
The simple-sounding task is much more difficult than than anticipated due to the dryness of the cracker.
The challenge can be made harder by increasing the required number of consumed saltines to seven or even eight for those who want to live on the edge.
The simple-sounding task is much more difficult than than anticipated due to the dryness of the cracker.
The challenge can be made harder by increasing the required number of consumed saltines to seven or even eight for those who want to live on the edge.
Joe: I bet you cant eat six saltines in a minute.
Moe: Dude, I wreck the saltine challenge all the time!
Moe: Dude, I wreck the saltine challenge all the time!
by atimonkey March 18, 2010
Get the Saltine Challenge mug.by Roger a.k.a saltine cracker May 23, 2006
Get the saltine cracker mug.the boss , aka david isdefined as a white gangsta as the word saltine is a cracker meaning a term used for white people
by countryboy012188 December 22, 2008
Get the saltine gangsta mug.A dumb game that where you choke on crackers because you put too many in your mouth at once.
Requires 5 crackers in one minute.
Requires 5 crackers in one minute.
Damnit adam I dont want to go to safeway and buy nasty crackers to do the the saltine cracker challenge.
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