Salt

When someone you know fucks you over or pisses you off!

Damn I can't believe Rick man he gave me salt yesterday totally fucked me over

Or * today I was talking to John and all he did was give me pure salt all day!*

by Hom2436 January 24, 2018

salted

When someone is insulted, embarassed, or made to look like a fool of some sort.

Originally "assaulted", but later reduced to a more convenient syllable count.

David Oh: Matt, you're such a fuckin' douchebag!
(Matt cries)
Passing man: YOU BEEN SALTED!

by King Ninja March 3, 2004

SALTS

Acronym for Smiled A Little Then Stopped coined by DeRay Davis

I read your twitter joke.... SALTS... Smiled a little then stopped.

by seventy6er July 29, 2011

SALT

A person you find very attractive, usually a girl but can be a guy.

person 1: "look at that guy over there!"
person 2: "oh he's a right salt, isn't he?"

by mystery_gal March 1, 2017

Salting

The Act of pouring salt on someones lawn in the form of words or symbols to kill the lawn in the outline of the salt, sort of like spray paint to a wall. Discovered by Sexy Jesus of New Castle, PA.

Hey, Sara! Will you take us to sheetz to see how our salting turned out on their grass?

by New Castle Sexy Jesus July 19, 2011

salting

when someone is cockblocking repeditivly

your salting my game
your 100percent pouring salt

by garrett chappell August 13, 2007

SALTS

SALTS is used when something isn’t funny enough to “laugh out loud” but it was funny enough to smile a little. SALTS = Smiled A Little Then Stopped. SALTS is almost always used in texting.

Bob “*kind of funny joke*”

Cheryl “SALTS”

by Aye Yuh Chicken Nugget August 19, 2020