Sticker Salesman 

Used to describe someone who has done something really stupid or is destined to do supid things for their life.

"George Bush is such a sticker salesman." OR...

"Mike 10 years from now you will be selling stickers in WalMart or McDonald's."

" Dude, I had such a stickersalesman moment just then."

Sticker Salesman by Shoelesshobo October 21, 2011

Rack salesman 

a man who controls prostitutes and arranges clients for them, taking a percentage of their earnings in return

There were rack salesman on every corner. Looking for clients.

Rack salesman by Word_for_word January 31, 2012

the robot salesman 

a very awesome show found on youtube. It's about a salesman who tries to sell a robot named DOG to a bunch of different people. Uses Gmod to make it.

Some guy,"I'll take one, how much?"
the robot salesman,"That will be $143,653,982,712,423.15. Will that be cash or check?"
Some guy,"Babies"

the robot salesman by kantalupa March 10, 2009

The laughing salesman 

An anime from 1989 thats really underrated. Its about this salesman that goes around helping people with their issues but gives them one promise that they have to keep (which they never do). So, when the promise is broken the salesman makes everything backfire and practically ruins their life.

Im suprised that the laughing salesman doesnt have an urban dictionary definition yet.

The laughing salesman by Phantasmagoria333 March 21, 2022

car salesman 

A person who is either a complete piece of shit or an outstanding person. Whenever a customer walks on the lot, he or she (or they) could be working with the biggest idiot on the planet, simply because most car dealerships will hire anyone. Most dealerships will hire the fattest, dumbest piece of shit on the planet and give he or she the privilege of moving cars on the lot, much less go on test drives with potential buyers

customer: are we dealing a person who knows what he is doing?
customer spouse: i don't care. i hate you and i hate life.
car salesman: as much as i don't give a shit about your shitty love life, did you know this car comes with airbags?

car salesman by Shareeb4Prez February 26, 2008

Backdoor Salesman

1. One who offers a product or service in exchange for anal sex.

1. Guy 1: "The weirdest guy came over today, he tried to sell me a timeshare in exchange for anal"

Guy 2: "must be a backdoor salesman."

Backdoor Salesman by :)XVX(: May 9, 2010

Snake Oil Salesman 

1. A con man
2. A male trying to talk a woman into having intercourse with him. The reference comes from a penis somewhat resembling a snake and from oil being an analog for semen.

The snake oil salesman did not present a very convincing case as he still lived with his parents and the lie he told me when he said, "Oh, they're actually staying with me, so I can take care of them." was transparent as both of them were able bodied and still employed.

Snake Oil Salesman by BadAtAcronyms June 7, 2017