snake oil salesman

Any salesman from the greater Sacramento area that sells:
A: thinge that don't exist
B: things they don't have or
C: trailer parts

God damn I hate that George, he sure is a snake oil salesman

by i hate liars February 4, 2007

Mushroom Salesman

A fine gentleman who sells mushrooms. Generally involved in zinging others.

Well played Mushroom Salesman.

by Zapot April 4, 2010

Happy Tea Salesman

Epic 😎, she sells tea. Proud member of the horny police

Fin: Happy Tea Salesman is the model Horny Police member

by TheUnknownDogger October 13, 2020

salesman

A person whose job is not to sell you the things you need but what you dont.

A particular computer salesman at Sim Lim Square.

by pfennig May 11, 2007

manure salesman

(n). See shit spreader.

I really hanging out with Alex. It's too bad that I found out that he was a major manure salesman.

by boggler December 28, 2005

car salesman

One of the shiftiest occupations a someone can take. Car salesman earn commision from whatever they sell and will lure, lie, mislead, con, deceive people into buying a car. This is especially true when it comes to used cars.

A car salesman ranks 9.5/10 on the shifty scale along with the real estate agents, politicians and professional con men.

by Skyboy September 24, 2005

camel salesman

Scapegoat that makes for excellent trollbait.

Extremely good at (homo)

Where has that scapegoat Camel Salesman gone again for me to e-bully! my e-wang is lacking.
*shakes fist*

CAMEL SALESMAN SHUTUP SHUT UP SHUTUHPSTUHPSTHUSPTUHSPTUHSU !!!!
*shakes fist*

Hyosung.
*shakes fist*

Your mum left poo all over my fist!
*shakes fist*

by Angus Fantapube. April 24, 2008