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living off a Shaq salary

A high salary for a guy who get's paid for standing around.
Man#1: "That guy is just standing there in a suit and tie."

Man#2: "He sure looks important though, bet he's living off a Shaq salary."

Living examples: Bodybuilders

Models

Shaquille O'Neal

Politicians
by Teller of how it's is April 22, 2011
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mega huge sweet ass salary

$200k+ per year
I'm praying to god that I get offered a mega huge sweet ass salary after my interview tomorrow
by motown1 July 9, 2020
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Adaptive Non-Salaried Position (Adaptive-NS)

A change of employment status from a full-time, salaried position to an Adaptive Non-Salaried Position (Adaptive-NS) without the security, benefits and perks usually associated with full time work.
"At least with a layoff, I'd know I was out of work, but apparently this Adaptive Non-Salaried Position (Adaptive-NS) reclassification is supposed to make me think I'm making a sideways move - just without health care, retirement benefits or any notion of a future. Do I look that stupid?"
by Gainfully Funemployed October 21, 2009
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Well done for taking the initial step of finding at Salary Planner.
Well done for taking the initial step of finding at Salary Planner.
by Kmqq April 21, 2023
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A new phrase meaning. Either you agree to my terms (terms perhaps less favorable to you) or you give up your salary altogether.
Your signature or your salary can also mean either you, as an incompetent federal bureaucrat, resign and take a severance package, or I fire you.
by Sexydimma February 17, 2025
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Sneaker Salary

A Sneaker Salary is a salary that is less than $100 per year. It is normally used on poor people.
That teacher has a Sneaker Salary! What a loser!
by HJJ I November 30, 2023
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a variation of the mafia phrase " your signature or your brains"
Whereas your signature or your brains as a phrase should be kept in Mario Puzos The Godfather, the phrase your signature or your salary means...that you can fire any incompetent federal bureaucrat.
by Sexydimma February 16, 2025
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