W.I.N.D.S.T.A.L.K.E.R

Weird Idiot Neighbor Doing Something Terrible And Leaving Kittens Everywhere Really

My neighbor is a serious W.I.N.D.S.T.A.L.K.E.R

by 1AM August 28, 2016

I.J.W.T.S.T.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.L.M.B

I Just Want To Say That I Love You But I Know You Don't Love Me Back

Hey I.J.W.T.S.T.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.L.M.B.

by JWCRAZY February 13, 2023

G.T.T.C.F.I.S.T.W.D.K.Y.S.T.N.L.N

great. thing. that. can. flourish.into. something. that.we. don’t. know.yet. so. there’s. no. label. for. now.

when girls don’t know how to label something

Becky: “OMG Sarah I’m so into this guy but I don’t know what to do yet.”

Sarah : “ Are you saying that you’re, G.T.T.C.F.I.S.T.W.D.K.Y.S.T.N.L.N?”
Becky: “omg Sarah, you’re so right that’s so brazy”

by The Dynamic Duo May 30, 2019

L S T E R

Red

“Okay beetlejuice here’s your question, how do you spell red?”

“Beetle juice: “L S T E R”

“Great job”

by Definitely not Amalia August 24, 2020

S.A.L.T.S.

Smile A Little, Then Stop.

I think lol is overused.
Exactly that's why I S.A.L.T.S.
whats that?
I smile a little, then stopped
loti!

by 4wexdfg March 22, 2013

S.T.E.A.L.

A little-known term used in the U.S military, typically used in the U.S. Marine Corps which stands for Strategically Taking Equipment to Another Location. It is a term used to justify taking something that doesn't really belong to you when questioned by a superior who feels the action is immoral. STEALing most likely oocurs while on deployment to a far away country.
Situation dictates use:
1) A marine STEALing toilet paper from another unit's bathroom (head) in order to meet his unit's hygenical needs= Good
2) A Marine STEALing a DVD player from the (PX) Post Exchange= Shoplifting,which is bad (unless there is an acronym for "SHOPLIFT" which would justify taking something from a place where people normally purchase goods in exchange for money)

Marine to battle buddy: "After that unit over there leaves their tent for duty, I'm going to S.T.E.A.L. a sleeping bag to make up for the one that was taken from me." (Remember, there is only one thief in the Marine Corps; Everyone else is trying to get their shit back)

by MIchael Reschke (Former U.S. Marine) June 15, 2006

T.S.L.C.

Acronym for the phrase, 'Takin' shits, lickin' clits'

Exclamatory phrase to (light-heartedly) gloat or brag.

Actually, this phrase is very versatile. It may be used to taunt, to invigorate, to congratulate, and many others.

Student 1: I heard you guys won the game last night! Nice job!
Student 2: *blushes* Hey, thanks man!
Student 3: *barges in on conversation* TAKIN' SHITS LICKIN' CLITS! *slaps Student 2 on the shoulder*

Bro 1: Hey man how was the party? Sorry, I was too busy partying with slutty lunchladies to join you.
Bro 2: ...what? Anyway, I scored with Angelina.
Bro 1: YEAH? Takin' shits lickin' clits, man! Didn't think you had it in you. Well, I did, but your parents didn't.
Bro 2: ...

Football player 1: Their team won't stand a chance. We have TEAMWORK on our side!
Football player 2: F*** YEAH! HONEYBADGERS! T.S.L.C. on three!

Team: ONE TWO THREE! TAKIN' SHITS LICKIN' CLITS! HOOAH!

by bonedryhumorous January 11, 2012