Middleman's Salute

To flip one the bird, usually from a fired worker to their superior as a last "fuck you". More emphasis on one's extreme hate can be expressed by using both hands.

John: My boss fired me today, right in front of everyone.

Mike: Shit, man! What did you do?

John: I gave him the middleman's salute and got the hell out.

Mike: Pwnage.

by Twyzted Snake April 14, 2009

it's smack in the middle of her left butt cheek

A line spoken by impa from the legend of Zelda breath of the wild. Not much to say here.

Link: Where is your birthmark

Paya: U-Uhhh

Impa: it's smack in the middle of her left butt cheek

by Mistyman6 March 28, 2023

a midget's throw

the distance a midget can throw something. a baby step. an incredibly short distance. very, very close. on the brink.

"I sooooo hornywasted. I'm a midget's throw away from drunk dialing my ex. What to do?"

"To don't. Take it easy sleezy."

or

"That girl's so crazy mean, she's a midget's throw away from pyschobitch."

by May I. Havaword February 21, 2009

midget's fists

Extraordinarily large nipples. Atleast 1/2" in diameter and 1/2" protrusion even in the unaroused state.

"WOW! She had nipples the size of midget's fists"

by Bret Austin September 10, 2004

Fat Midden's

If someone's a pure "fat midden!" then they're a bit of a smelly hound.
commonly used in the glasgow area of scotland as an insult to those fat cheeky bitches from helenburgh walking about allover the streets of Glezga

An innocent pedestrian walks down a street and bumps into two fat cheeky bitches stuffing themselves with big bags of chips....

FAT CHEEKY BITCHES: "hu hu
hu" "Haw!....You!"

INNOCENT PASSER BY: "yes what is it?"

FAT CHEEKY BITCHES: "you are like, sooo gay!...hu hu he!...like man"

FAT CHEEKY BITCHES: "like yeah, totally man.....hu hu hu!"

INNOCENT PASSER BY: "aye! well whatever!you two are nothing but a pair of FAT MIDDEN'S HEN!...cheerio!"

by TheOnlyGayInTheVillage January 26, 2005

A Midsummer Night's Cream

Classic Shakespearean play adapted for the silicon screen in the 21st Century.

Dude, I used a whole box of Kleenex to this!

by Stéve Clárkœon May 13, 2005

A Midsummer Night's Dream

When a man sneaks into a womans room and eats her out in her sleep. He then leaves without any gratification of his own, other than the thrill of being a pervert.

Guy1: "dude I gave the cheerleading captain A Midsummer Night's Dream"

Guy2: "How was it?"

Guy1: "I think she was on her period."

Guy2: "NICE!!!"

by extrmealpnst September 29, 2009