Stoolie

Short for "stool pigeon" which means all of the below:

1. Someone that's a informer/decoy for the police or any law enforcement.

2. Someone that's a rat or a snitch in any way.

Never trust a stoolie.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant December 28, 2005

stool softeners

humorous term for in-car seat warmers

Dude, i'm freezing my balls off in here. Doesn't this car have stool softeners?

by JSMAX October 6, 2010

stoolie

A snitch or rat.

She told the teacher I cheated on my test, what a stoolie.

by Noah October 16, 2003

stooly

a person who reveals information. also referred to as a snitch, rat or tattle taler

he/she is a total stooly

by bolgeez February 2, 2010

Power Stool

A Power StoolShit is when you have to shit so bad you couldn't drive a nail up your ass with a sledgehammer, usually because you have not dropped a Steamer Poop Crap in 3 or 4 days.

Dude, speed it up a bit,I feel a Power Stool coming on that will totaly fuck up the shithouse at Wal*Mart when we get there. Cleveland Air Freshener

by The CLE Steamer May 10, 2009

Cool Stool

The best thing to say when you think something is awesome - and you instantly want to attract attention to yourself as everyone will raise an eyebrow when you say it. Another way to say 'Cool shit' or to describe a particularly glorious chair.

RJ: 'hey man I just got that girls number!'
ASH: 'oh, cool stool!!!'
RJ: '..What??'

GUY: 'check out that chair over there man!'
MAN: 'wow, now that's a cool stool!'

by Xarjun May 24, 2010

stool stabber

A homosexual male who pounds another mans shit so fiercly that he is not a stool pusher, but even worse, a stool stabber.

Back in Costa Rica Tom was the most feared stool stabber in the prison system.

by General Jizz August 17, 2006