Cross Country Runner

A long-distance runner that competes in Cross country and usually track and field long / middle distance events. Almost always very handsome and tan and ripped. Adversaries will be most displeased as runners often times will steal said adversaries ladyfriend(s).

Baseball/Football Player 1: Dude, that guy running there is such a homosexual, look at his obnoxiously short shorts.

Baseball/Football Player 2: Bro I know right, look at how ripped and tan his upper thighs are, hahaha what a homosexual.

Baseball/Football Player 1: Yeah, i'll stick to wearing my boardshorts and this baseball cap, what a queer he is!

Cross Country Runner: I boned both of your girls...at the same time, peace!

Baseball/Football Player 1+2: That doesn't matter he is still such a homosexual, yeah!!! *HIGH FIVE!*

by Anextremebadass June 19, 2011

bun runner

A male or female of Finnish American ethnicity that procreates like rabbits. Typical immediate families often exceed 10 children and numbers of 20+ are not unheard of. These individuals are of the apostalic lutheran faith. Lastly the grilled cheese sandwich is said to be their primary food source and they typically are found eating around picnic tables in their dining area to accommodate the large amounts of people.

Craig: "Did you see that large pack of unsupervised children back there?".

Jerry: " Oh never mind them, they are just the bun runners from down the road.". "Don't feed them though or they may multiply,".
Craig: "Ok, then lets get out of here,".

by UPGuy March 7, 2011

Noise-Runner

Derived from Noise; adj.: A person who is so good at bringing noise to situations that his noise can be heard from light-years away. Not to be confused with a Noise-Walker, a weak Noise-Runner who thinks he/she runs more noise then he/she actually does. A Noise-Runner can recite any Mike Tyson quote off the top of their head with little or no hesitation. A Noise-Runner goes out to parties with full intentions of bringing as much noise as possible. One way they achieve this is by shotgunning 3 beers upon entry of a new noisehold (household where noise occurs) before acknowledging anyones existence within the noise. In short, it is a very noisey person.

See Also: Noise-Running (v), Noisey (adj), Noise (n)

"That scalley kid is a real Noise-Runner."

"I heard that kid put his noise inside of that girls noise and didnt pull out, what a Noise-Runner!"

by Noise-Runner20 November 2, 2011

Chug Runner

To be a Chug Runner is neither a good or bad thing. It simply just is.

You're a Chug Runner man.
Chug Runners are awesome.
Quit being a Chug Runner.

by Molgorath April 7, 2023

Fair Weather Runner

A person who only runs when the weather is excellent but otherwise avoids running

During springtime the fair weather runners finally start training while the rest of the Track team has been running all winter.

by Jbodnar13 March 4, 2011

doing a runner

Leaving a place to avoid a difficult/unpleasant situation or to avoid paying for something.

"Where's Bill?"
"He's doing a runner mate."

by A231 November 7, 2017

Runsell

A Runsell is either an undefined mesurement, a packeted savoury snack (such as potato crisps) or a combonation of the two.

Dude, how many Runsells of sugar do you want in your tea? Just one please

Give us some peanuts? NO i only have a Runsell left

Hey can i have one of your Runsells? NO

by jonto93 March 10, 2009