robonegro

A brother who is laden with every techno gadget available on the market (i.e. blackberry, bluetooth headset, smart phone, lap top, etc)but who is a buster in all other respects.

I was one the bus and this brother with dreads looked like he was taling to himself until he turned and i could see that robonegro was on a bluetooth>

by Steve v2.0 March 2, 2007

Rub One Out

To Masturbate;To rub till u get an orgasm

You are the one .. I think about.. when I rub one out..Rub one out.

by Sexii Panda June 23, 2009

Rub one out

when you just really gotta come, so you make yourself. wether it's via vibe, hand, or any gadjet for that matter

Man, I was so stressed out, I relax after I rub one out

by notafanof100lbs January 16, 2009

Rub One For The Homies

When you jiz on the ground in tribute of all your buddies who are not getting laid.

Bro "Hey man, why were you in your room so long?"
Bro 2 "Cause man, I wanted to rub one for the homies bro. Do you have a mop I can borrow?"
Bro " No I don't have a mop."

by TheSloppyBrown January 31, 2014

Robonecrophilia

The act of having sexual intercourse with a dead robot.

"I heard that Johnny committed robonecrophilia and 30 years in prison for it."

by Thegreek919 September 7, 2022

texas reboned ham

when a female is not available for a date,warm up a ham,name it after the girl you most wanted to date, yank the bone out of a ham and use the hole for your pleasure.

dang,i couldnt becky lee to go out with me on friday night so i had to use the ole fallback plan with a good ole texas reboned ham and becky was good.

by the fighting armadillo December 21, 2010

Rub one out of spite

To masturbate out of spite; to angerbate

She hates it when I jack off, so I'm going to rub one out of spite.

by ianjy May 19, 2009