rark up

to provoke

"Stop rarking me up"

by Pete January 20, 2004

Ruaraidh

Hairy mythical beast. Dwells down plugholes to feast on giant spiders. Often works as a librarian or book-shop owner. closely related to Bill Bailey. If you see one, run away immediately. They are very dangerous and quick over short distances, as they have stump legs and run like pidgeons.

The book I bought from Ruaraidh, it gave me clap.

Whats that coming from my plug-hole?? AHHHH ITS A RUARAIDH!!!!

Man, that guy looks like Bill Bailey! Its ok, its just a Ruaraidh. DON'T LOOK AT IT DIRECTLY IN THE EYES!!!

by Rossomes February 25, 2009

Roarke

Has the best pork and is the sexiest hunkiest man alive, no one compares to him, not even Hercules, him and Amir are a terroist duo and there both so hunky and thick and juicy

Do you know roarke?
Yes I do, he is so hunky and sexy
What about rogue?
Of course, so sexy
What about Amir?
Of course, he is so thick

by Jkjhjjjjjjjjjii December 10, 2021

Ruarigh

The INT god. Somehow finds a way to INT everything and everyone in existence.

Person: I keep winning, I wonder what it's like to lose..
Person 2: Oh, dude. Just ask Ruarigh

by Wetson March 29, 2022

ruaridh

the 2nd most alcoholic st andrews student

hey, hows ruaridh?
oh, he's really wasted, but not as bad as fiona

by john brown August 3, 2004

Ruari

A compleatly insane 12 year old

me
"i'm an insane idiot"

by Ruari March 8, 2005

Rarking

Verb: the act of having your parking job discovered and disputed by an insignificant person.

The short, balding man saw my Rarking job and made me uncomfortable.

by Hmf248 May 27, 2015