When you're in the shower with your Taekwondo friend and they slap their soapy cock in your eye and it gets all red.
by Cazro August 21, 2020
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"You didn't hear? The civil war was all about slavery."
"Nah, there were secular political reasons involved as well. Don't be such a Roland Martin."
"Nah, there were secular political reasons involved as well. Don't be such a Roland Martin."
by Cuban sandwich April 11, 2010
Get the Roland Martin mug.Royanne is a girl who is shy and closed from the world at first then when you get to know her she can be wild and fun. She always stands up for herself and people she loves, especially when they get on her nerves. She is athletic, and always act like she is the boss. She always tries to make everything perfect. She will never give up on something if she feels strongly about it and is determined not to give up. She has mothering skills and has dirty blond hair and blue eyes as deep as the ocean that can take you into a whole new world. If you are lucky enough to find yourself a Royanne who loves you, never let her go.
by Dibs.Lovers June 15, 2019
Get the Royanne mug.Rolando is a person who can make any conversation nasty or just wierd. rolando will do things that are strange but he knows there right . rolandos are unlucky. things almost never go the right way for them rolandos are liers but its a skill that gets them out of trouble rolandos are scarred at a very young age. rolandos will grow up to make a girl as happy as he can. if you get to the right side of him he will treat you with all respect if you are someone he might not feel comfortable around he will act like a adult or grown up. most of the time rolandos are bad boys on the outside but are sweet hearts on the inside they dont like bragging about themselves as they are known for getting their way around anything. rolandos know how to tell if your his friend or his enemy rolandos are often made fun of. if you have a rolando don't let him go he is the most loyal person you will ever meet if you get on that side of him. rolando will NEVER fight his family even if it hurts him he will only defend them.
by buduehd January 4, 2018
Get the Rolando mug.Someone who is intelligent, generous, and caring and smiles a lot. He/She doesn't realize his/her smile is the most amazing smile in the world.
by October Opal November 25, 2009
Get the Ryland mug.Rylan- rylan is a very nice guy and is very nice and very funny. He lives to make people laugh and people love you be around him. He likes his video games. Rylan is very responsible and respectful and is always honest. Rylans a little cutie and everyone has a crush on him.
by Sportgirl March 17, 2019
Get the Rylan mug.An all around life adonis. Some say they came down from the heavens to make regular peoples lives more meaningful and entertaining. They often contain extremely important life skills such as being extremely gifted at beer pong, shaving their dominant facial hair and dishing out high fives for no decent reason. Other human beings sometimes attempt to be as successful in life as Rowlands but pale in comparison eg: Everyone. Rowlands are rare to find but easy to point out as they are often coated in a thick layer of awesomeness.
Agatha: "Oh my, that man is extremely handsome and good at everything important"
Gareth: "I agree, he must be a Rowland "
Gareth: "I agree, he must be a Rowland "
by treatstorquay September 4, 2012
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