Papa Rowboat

A legend. Formally one of the best trolls to ever type the discord.

He is no Papa Rowboat.

by LockLover June 20, 2019

Turkish Rowboat

When performing intercourse with a woman, the male takes hold of the females legs and proceeds to row with them, as if in a rowboat. This act originated in the country of Turkey, which is where the name came from.

Dude I was banging that chick last night, and I decided break out the Turkish Rowboat, it was legendary!

by Captain Dangerous July 7, 2010

Chinese Rowboat

Noun: While fucking your woman in the ass you stick your hand up her pussy and go all the way up till you feel your dick, then you start wacking yourself off through her pussy.

Bob: So how was your date with Vicki last night.

Johnny: Could you believe that riding the Chinese Rowboat was better than the actuall sex.

by S to the G September 5, 2008

Swedish rowboat

When two men are handcuffed together and both use their handcuffed hand to masturbate themselves at the same time.

Jakub and Kulin were forced to be handcuffed together; the Swedish Rowboat was all their idea.

by The Kentucky Tavern December 7, 2019

Battleship mouth;rowboat ass

All talk; no follow-through

Dude, that web designer you sent me, a bad case of battleship mouth;rowboat ass. After we contracted, he never even called me back.

by Jeremy Sherman June 10, 2008

irish rowboat

Stand in a line of dudes while you lock elbows and jerk each other off while yelling "stroke stroke stroke"

Last night I was with the crew and we decided to Irish rowboat

by Butch Confetti March 14, 2014

Hobo Rowboat

It's that thing where you do a Dutch rudder, but to two guys while you sit in the middle.

That was a great hobo rowboat. Now you guys gotta go, my wife will be home soon

by DOOFUSDAD October 4, 2018