rooted

1. To be Utterly Exhausted , depleted of energy
2. When an object is damaged or appears to be functioning incorrectly
3. To engage in sexual activity
4. Extremely Intoxicated
5. To take Root and begin to grow

1. To be Utterly Exhausted , depleted of energy:
"Hey Johnno - maaaaate, just got home from work.. I'm Rooted"
Chooka: "Hey Davo - wonna go fishing?"
Davo: " No Mate, Just mowed the lawn I'm Rooted"
2. when an object is damaged or appears to be functioning incorrectly:
"The Car won't start - I think the battery is rooted"
"All i get is blue screens - this computer's Rooted"
3. To engage in sexual activity:
"Did you here that Stevo Rooted Jessica after the christmas party"
"Yep - that was after I Rooted Eunice"
4. Extremely Intoxicated:
"Man I had 12 pints at the royal, then Stan fired up a joint, I was Rooted"
"After downing half a bottle of wild turkey, I was rooted"
"Dude that Rooted Me"
5. 5. To take Root and begin to grow:
"Cool - those cuttings have rooted"

by Arthur Stagg November 1, 2005

scenic route

1. the long way
2. the wrong way

We were supposed to turn on 13th Street to get to the Capitol, but I guess we can take the scenic route...through Virginia.

by Rolf October 9, 2004

en route

French for "on the way". Mostly used by the police, to announce on radio where they are driving from and heading to.

"This is 24, we are en route from downtown to Martin Luther King Drive."

by mtd- April 10, 2006

Router

A device that is used for 2 things

1. Is used to route packets of data around multiple networks and makes decisions on where they go using a router table

2. Is used by the RTS general for humping to ensure that packets obey him an go where they are supposed to go

1. The router sent packet A to network 192.168.34.5 from network 140.135.34.56 using its router table to decide

2. The packets weren't going where they were supposed to go, so the RTS General humped it to make them obey

by Topher89 July 28, 2008

Rauted

When you get rauted because you trusted a loudmouth incompetent person.
This phenomenon has its roots in Shivsena's Sanjay Raut uprooting Uddhav Thakrey's Political career.

1) Uddhav Thakrey got Rauted by Sanjay Raut.

2) Congress got Rauted by Randeep Surjewala.

by PerilousGirl November 24, 2019

ninja route

quicker than the shortest way possible from point A to point B. Usually utilising unknown shortcut, back alleys or secret routes.

After arriving at their destination in record time, the rabbi says to the preist, "Damn thats the f#*kin ninja route and sh*t!"

by halluciphile October 28, 2003

The route

Series of connected roads most commonly used to transport drugs and take part in the action.

Do you want to hit the route with this GB?

by puh_trish_uh_sir_bow September 14, 2017