Roseland

Small town in New Jersey. The typical American kids, would hang around the park playing hockey and football. They would than head to the center of town to usually eat at la pizza and then go to the convenience store next door to get candy. This town always developed tight groups of friends, as they would roam the streets till as late as midnight. The kids would make thousands of memories, sometimes risking their lives for the good ole sake of fun. Arguably the most legend group of Roseland kids of all time, Mike L, Ryan L, Liam T, Drew D, Kyle G, Tom C, defined what Roseland was. These kids will go down in Roseland history, so to the other Roseland boys that read this one day, please, carry on the great traditions. Roam the town in the day and at night, make memories, play sports at the park, and then eat at la pizza or the chicken factory. Embrace the RL life. Make Roseland great again. Make Harrison park great again. Make the center great again.

Roseland: the town classic American small town

by roselandlegend August 1, 2018

rosedale flu

the chough one gets after taking a really big bong hit

becky got the rosedale flu this morning

by glen April 5, 2004

Roseland

Roseland, New Jersey is a town in Essex County. It is a part of the West Essex School District. North Caldwell, Essex Fells, and Fairfield also attend this school district. Their elementary school sucks balls and is run by crazy teachers that don't know how to run shit. The school's teachers are paid higher than most and still expect more. The craziest bitch there is Mrs. Schwartz; she's an old hag that needs to leave. The people that live in this town include snobby white families with bratty, spoiled kids. They all drive nice cars and own fairly large houses. The girls are all bitches and the boys are all dicks. The girls only care about designer clothes and Steve Madden shoes. The boys think BMXing is the coolest thing in the world and that's all they talk about. They all think they're guidos and 100% Italian. They reference Jersey Shore in most of their conversations, which gets old pretty damn fast. After about 20 minutes of being in this shit-hole you'll probably puke out roses. All the adults are just as cliquey as their bitchy daughters. Every one of those people are insane to live there and the only stores are in the Roseland Center. At the "Center" most kids will buy their drugs from Lucky's and eat at La Pizza with their nubby friends and stupid bikes. In the Springand Summer, they will do their drugs in the center or under the bridge behind Noecker.

Todd: Hey Vince, wanna go to the Roseland Town Center to get our drugs from Lucky?
Vince: Nah bro, didn't you learn anything from Officer Phil?
Todd: Fine I'll just ask some 5th grader down at Noecker.
Vince: Make sure you hide my spray-paint under the bridge

by yardsalen00b July 6, 2011

Roseland

A town in Essex County, New Jersey. This town if full of swag kids. Between the Italians, swag masters with huge houses and tiny houses, this town is amazing. The children have two choices of preschool and attend Noecker Elementary school. After that, the kids move on to either West Essex middle school, Seton hall prep, Aquinas academy or Newark academy or any other private school in the area. Most kids from this town follow a hometown rapper whom they call "Roseland God." Yet this seems very strange. Although, other towns in the the district; Fairfield, Essex Fells & North Caldwell also worship him. Besides that, most kids from Roseland are perfect people.

"Have you visited the Harrison House?"
" Nah man, I don't even know where that is!"
"Oh, silly peasant, it is in Roseland. The best town ever!"

by anoon772 March 27, 2016

Tori Rosendahl

MY BESTEST FRIEND EVAR.

"Hey, that's my biffle." In this context, the word "biffle" means Tori Rosendahl :)

Love,
Lindsey James

by Her biffle. August 8, 2010

rosedale, victoria

Rosedale, victoria is a very small town between Traralgon and Sale.

Rosedale,victoria has some small shops, but its main attraction is watching all the hillbillies sit out on their front porches weaving their body hair into quilts. They get a lot of tourists there, mainly only as a gesture of curiosity. Most of the men have long, red hair, no teeth,long beards and no clothes on. The women bear a striking resemblance to the men, except they have tits. All in all it is a strange, spooky little town. One has to wonder how the shops stay open considering there is no money in being a hillbilly. I think they mainly rely on kind folk from Traralgon and Sale to provide for them.

Hillbilly Man : Oh my god woman, we got some of them rich cunts down here.You think they will give us money?
Hillbilly Woman : That depends how quick you can weave your chest hair.

Hillbillys flock to rosedale, victoria

by City Folks September 26, 2007

sugar momma roseland

A fake sugar momma that scams broke 18 year old girls out of what little money they do have. She adds you on Snapchat makes you send money to her “boss” makes you send vids saying she is legit. Some of their numbers are [phone] and [phone] and their email is [e-mail].

Sugar momma roseland is a fraud.

by I got scammed November 21, 2021