Robbery

Meaning: the act of diverting the interests of a desirable female away from a competing guido. Committing a robbery is considered a skill and may be done even to close friends.

“Vinny was making out with this girl, but as soon as he went to the bathroom I moved in and completed the robbery. It was awesome!”"

by banned85 January 21, 2011

highway robbery

Extortion, extracting value from legitimate business transactions/operations while providing little to no value, simply because you can. Doesn't come from modern highways, comes from 'highwaymen' who would threaten travellers and merchants on 'highways' (any kind of road up until the 19th century) and demand payment for use of the road, even though it was not theirs to demand a toll on.

These mafia-type guys came to my store and demanded payment for 'protection', it's highway robbery.
My rent is highway robbery, it's gone up way too much and the landlord is threatening to kick me out otherwise.

by jimbobfrites June 15, 2021

love robbery

To have your heart stolen by someone like they can have flaws but you love them

"Bruh I think I'm in a love robbery"

by K.Slayys August 12, 2015

luke robbery

Luke robbery is when your rolling like Lieutenant Dan listening to Elton Johns - Candle in the wind

Luke robbery was rollin like Diddy Kong

by Hollandgod July 15, 2016

Minnesota Robbery

The act of a woman clenching her vagina so hard she rips off the man's penis.

Jeff: Did you here Bill got into a Minnesota robbery last night?
Greg: No.
Jeff: They don't think they will be able to reattach it.

by Yummy mmmmm delicious March 25, 2022

Foreskin Robbery

When you are circumcised at birth, but choose to worship a religion other than Christianity, mulsim culture, or Jewish. Therefore, accepting a religious that does not practice circumcision at birth. So, therefore, someone has committed a foreskin robbery against you.

That damn doctor committed a foreskin robbery!!!

by Gen Z God April 29, 2022

Water-way Robbery

When your getting food on the ferry and it is way overpriced.

I went to buy orange juice in the vending machine and it was 3 f***ing dollers. This is water-way robbery!

by jthejetplane August 28, 2010