Roping the mule.

Masturbating. A man jerking off.
More funny and less awkward way of saying jerking off.

Hey, stop roping the mule in there. If my door is closed, I'm probably roping the mule.

by LRac0402 March 13, 2010

Ropie

When the peins is semi erect. Still slightly hanging but with some firmness to it like a rope. Good helicopter material.

I’m feeling kind of ropie.

by AV Actual September 12, 2018

ropist

One who ropes, as in a calf roper. From the latin Ropistus, meaning to rope

I'am a mad good ropist

He's a crazy swell ropist

by Todd Wiseman (2wise the unltimate ropist) December 6, 2004

Ropin a Goose

When one sleeps with an unattractive person while on vacation.

Evan the master goose roper, roped a least 5 gooses while visting his Grand Mother in New Hampshire. Now that is some seriously ropin a goose.

by Deeznutz Beeotch March 9, 2010

Roighter

a person whose right arm is strong because they jack off alot. theese people are pathetic.

1.he is so desperate he became a roighter
2.he got cock blocked, guess hes gonna be a roighter
3.at least im not a roighter

by Ryan May 13, 2005

Roight

A Northside Dubliner's way of saying right,but without prounouncing the "t"

So they sound a bit like they're saying roight,but it's more like roi

All roi dare bud.(They can't prounounce "there" properly

by gerry80 October 4, 2003

roping

Blasting off seman 20+mph to impact a fine young feline's box wholes. With each rope being it's own individual burst of salty egg white mass.

I usual start off roping the box 3-5 times, then bringing my battle toad up to fire off 2 more gracious spurts, one to sticky the belly button, and the other patching her right eye.
The last few ropes are exceedingly harder to fire off than the first, with the 8 roper being the holy grail of orgamisation

by steeevrr balls skating January 4, 2007