Rookinheimer

A person that is both a rookie and a heimer. Not to be confused with the 'dingleheimer', this individual is (a) wack, (b) a noncontributing ZERO, (c) someone you definitely do not want to party with, be associated with, and especially not seen with. However, a person can experience rookinheimer lapses in their daily routine, not to worry, these will pass.

Johnny "Two-Timer": "...saw Sean at the party last night slamming Twisted-Teas with his girlfriend...what a rookinheimer!"

by rizzou19 June 2, 2011

rooting for truffles

Function: verb

Etymology: term originally associated with truffle-hunting sows, who use their snouts to nuzzle the precious fungus from the earth. Pigs communicate their sexual availability to other pigs via the steroid that truffles contain.

1. the sexual act normally associated with cunnilingus involving the rubbing of one's nose against one's partner's clitoris 2. to perform such an act

Sally: Hey dude what's up with your nose? Are you getting a cold or something?
Mark: Nah I was up all night rooting for truffles.
Sally: Whoa, your girlfriend is one lucky gal!

by Alana Post October 14, 2005

robotkin

A subtype of otherkin where one identifies partially or fully as a robot.

"That person identifies as robotkin. That means they're a robot."
"Wow! They're so cool!"

by CALCUL7ON November 10, 2022

rootkit

Its like a crazy serial rapist with a very big dick!

"I think they got a rootkit sitting inside the servers"

by IssoDev May 4, 2023

Rootin tooter

An ass that can fart

She got a rootin tooter, alright!

by !Gloomy June 7, 2023

rooking

Taking somebody to get their money.

The chiropractor and the gym made me sign a user agreement. I decided I could no longer attend the gym and I still had to pay 250. I then started seeing the chiropractor who wanted an agreement. My mom said they were rooking me just like the gym did.

by Menise May 7, 2016

Daisy Rootin

a daisy rootin is when a girl is being pleasured by a boy from the countryside or in the countryside by there fingers.

jane got a good daisy rootin by jon the other night down by the cow sheds.

by sid123 March 16, 2010