Rooted

To be extremely high to the point that you are unable to get up and be productive.

Bro, I am rooted to this chair and I'm not going anywhere anytime soon.

by 66Shadow September 20, 2011

Root

To have sex.

"She wants to root all the boys"

"I had a root last night"

by Frihet April 18, 2009

Root

Slang, commonly used in Belfast, for an erect penis. Can also be used to describe someone that is particularly irritating

1. I was watching some serious porn and i was up a massive root
2. Justin Timberlake is a wee root

by t_scullion July 7, 2008

root

A term for a penis, nothing more.

Root, cock, dick, schlong, johnson, call it what you will.

by Dispatch Kick Ass July 17, 2004

root

Male sexual organ used to reproduce.

Brett likes to play with his root.

by tommy d717 May 17, 2006

root

Another term for a stiffy.

Ballick naked he was...and he was up a root!

Piers Morgan? That fuckin' root? Fuck I really hate the cunt.

by Clarkekentyboy April 28, 2008

root

this is a slang word for a penis.

where that root at means where that penis at

by troots February 20, 2007