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Fruit roll uped

To blow a man with a fruit roll up around his penis. Made popular by Lauren Morman.
Did you hear about justin and lauren?
Yeah! She totally fruit roll uped him!
by Fruit roll uped November 12, 2010
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fruit roll up

When a girl wraps a fruit roll up around your penis and she licks/sucks/nibbles the candy until is dissinagrates on your penis (intercourse highly not reccomended afterwards)
"What did you and that chick do last night?"
"She gave me a fruit roll up if you know what I mean bro."
by JustOutOfCuriosity March 5, 2016
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Fruit Roll Up

by Leon February 27, 2003
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Tiger Roll Up

When you wrap a Fruit Roll Up around your penis and your sexual partner tries to claw/bite it off.
That tiger roll up with Amanda was not worth it, I have cuts all over my penis now.
by Deafening Giraffes September 5, 2014
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queef roll up

a queef roll up is when a female farts while sitting down and that fart rolls up into her vagina causing a queef to occur.
holy shit, kelly! did you really just have a queef roll up in the car?!
by jagerbomb7 November 30, 2009
mugGet the queef roll upmug.

poop roll-up

Poop roll-up is a popular game to play at a party or a friend's house. After making a bowel movement in the host's bathroom, the participant first unrolls a long section of toilet paper without detaching it from the roll. He then proceeds to wipe his ass with the paper closest to the roll, again being extra gentle so not to rip the toilet tissue. Then the most important step occurs: the poop roll-up. This is when the player carefully rolls the toilet paper back onto the roll, making it appear unused. This leaves a surprise for that special someone who is lucky enough to discover the soiled portion.
I left a poop roll-up in my girlfriend's parents' house the other day. I hope her dad got my shit all over his hands! Win!
by werdslaya August 10, 2012
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Fruit Roll Up

A fruit snack made by Betty Crocker, not a gay person in a sleeping bag or something dirty you idiots.
Person 1: Do you want a fruit roll up?
Person 2: You mean a gay person in a sleeping bag?
Person 1: No, idiot. It's a fruit snack.
by fakename06 October 30, 2018
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