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Riku

Riku is the silver haired 15-year-old guy in Kingdom Hearts (now 16 in the second Kingdom hearts)who was once living a happy life until he joined the Darkside. Now he tries to help Sora along the way even though he is opposite of Sora, yet is still hot and sexy! Kairi, his other friend, should die and go to hell so that Riku can share the paopu fruit with Sora and then they can have a hot, sexy, gay relationship!Also, voiced by David Gallaghar...the kid Simon on 7th Heaven.
"I love Sora. I hate Kairi. There. That explains it all." ~Riku
by Dark_Riku69 January 6, 2006
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hachi roku

A Japanese phrase that literally means "Eight Six"; as opposed to "Hachi Ju Roku" which would be the correct way of saying "Eighty Six"

In North America the phrase is used by posers to describe rear wheel drive Corollas built between 1985 and 1987.
I wish I had a hachi roku so I could drift like an initial d, I also wish I was a Jap, and not a virgin.
by FRStar April 6, 2007
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rockupied

(Rock-you-pied)When someone is occupying in a rocking or awesome manner, i.e. microphone, dancefloor, guitar
Fred "Dan can i use your guitar, i tottally wont brake it"
Dan "Dude its kinda rockupied
by Alex Coulson November 4, 2007
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roku and choke you

watching tv or movies with a roku and having bdsm sex at the same time, pretty similar to Netflix and chill, blockbuster and cockthruster,amazon prime and sexy time.
hey, babe wanna come over and have some Roku and choke you time?
by beansoup23 June 5, 2018
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Rokurokubi

Rokurokubi are yokai found in Japanese folklore.

Female ghosts with the ability to stretch their necks to great lengths at night and habbit to scare others.
According to some tales, rokurokubi were once normal human beings but were transformed by karma for breaking various precepts of Buddhism.
Brother: I like them, if I could, I would marry a rokurokubi!
Sister: For their deep throats 'coz I don't see another reason?...
by Venommaster July 7, 2010
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Riku

Riku (n) (adj) (v)

1) (n) Those who think they are 'super-special-awesome'; those who attempt to be 'emo'; A rare illness that results in loss of hetero, (Rikuitis); a pokemon

2) (adj) Lacking hetero and in denial; unsightly douche-ness

3) (v) The act of douching; the act of stealing puppets; the act of attempting to stab former best friends heart with key; bro rape.


If you spot a 'Riku', someone being 'Riku', or someone 'Rikuing', exercise extreme caution. Rikus are characterized by being egotistical, carrying around large key rings that they try to attack with, and love underage girls and little boys. The latter being hidden by an attempt to seem 'Alpha-male'.

Those with Rikuitis should be avoided. Should you meet someone suffering from Rikuitis, make sure you are able to call to assistance a young boy of questionable sexual orientation, a mutant dog, and a duck with a hat. They are a proven cure for Rikuitis in mild cases, and can protect you from getting it. However, be warned, being around them for too long will result in mental retardation. If you happen to be around someone with Rikuitis without protection, and are male, you are at risk for bro rape. Girls cannot get Rikuitis, but may suffer loss of brain cells from being near those with it.

If you are to come across someone 'Rikuing,' call for help. Rikuing is dangerous and may result in AIDS and several unknown STDs as well as the loss of puppets and/or things resembling puppets. You may also contract Rikuitis, if male, or lose sanity, if female. Exercise the use of knives in this situation, though, if they are carrying key rings do not attack. While they can't hurt you, they may hurt themselves.
1) Girl #1: Hey look! A Wild Riku! *throws pokeball*
Wild Riku: *sulks in corner*
Boy #1: Pssh, I can do that better! *sulks 'better'*
Girl #2: Damn it, we already have to deal with one Riku, we don't need another one!

2) Girl #1: He was such a Riku yesterday! I swear he lost his hetero, but he denies it. But I even caught him looking at a younger girl!
Girl #2: That douche.

3) Boy #1: It was horrible, Jimmy starting Rikuing!
Boy #2: Damn, you didn't get bro raped did you?
Boy #1: No, but he went after my litter brother and sister.
Boy #2: You should take 'em to a hospital quickly, I'll find help for Jimmy. We need to stop him before he buys useless and random keys!
by FailEpicly April 3, 2009
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rockus

Let's grab dinner, then go see Clerks 2 as it is a rockus good time.
by Creechikins July 31, 2006
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