by Epic Bairdy April 15, 2009
Roasts
Bully: You have no hairline!
You: Your gonna find Waldo before you find your hairline.
Crowd: Ohhhh!
Problem Solved
Bully: You have no hairline!
You: Your gonna find Waldo before you find your hairline.
Crowd: Ohhhh!
Problem Solved
by Urban Definitions R' Us January 19, 2018
Guy #1: Damn you looks ugly asf
Guy #2: BOI I KNOW YOU AINT TALKING NIGGA WITH YOUR STEWIE HEADASS BOI GET YOUR UGLY NUMBUH 1 FROM KIDS NEXYDOOR HEADASS OUT OF HERE.
Guy #1: Damn you really gotta roast your boi like that?
Guy #2: NIGGA FUCK WHO SAID I WAS YOUR BOI AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON YOUR SAME-PAIR-OF-JEANS WEARING ASS
Guy #2: BOI I KNOW YOU AINT TALKING NIGGA WITH YOUR STEWIE HEADASS BOI GET YOUR UGLY NUMBUH 1 FROM KIDS NEXYDOOR HEADASS OUT OF HERE.
Guy #1: Damn you really gotta roast your boi like that?
Guy #2: NIGGA FUCK WHO SAID I WAS YOUR BOI AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON YOUR SAME-PAIR-OF-JEANS WEARING ASS
by RoastYourBoi February 03, 2019
by thatno March 02, 2017
(this is the 2018 version, I have made a previous version which is now outdated)
1) A popular form of insult, using the following format:
Step one: choose a start ex.: "Get outta here, with your" or "look at you with your" or "get your".
Step two: insert the most freaking random object or thing that comes to your mind. ex. solar system, potato, palm tree etc...
Step three: use one of the following endings (these are bleeped out): looking @ss or head@ss. followed by "outta here".
2) when someone is saying a good insult
Note that roasts used to be much more well thought out, and I am very disappointed of what roasting has become.
1) A popular form of insult, using the following format:
Step one: choose a start ex.: "Get outta here, with your" or "look at you with your" or "get your".
Step two: insert the most freaking random object or thing that comes to your mind. ex. solar system, potato, palm tree etc...
Step three: use one of the following endings (these are bleeped out): looking @ss or head@ss. followed by "outta here".
2) when someone is saying a good insult
Note that roasts used to be much more well thought out, and I am very disappointed of what roasting has become.
1)
some person:
some other person: oh yeah, well look at you, with yo grapevine looking @ss, get yo monkey head looking @ss outta here!
some person: please leave, nobody likes you
2)
*someone says a good insult
ooh man you were roasting him man!
some person:
some other person: oh yeah, well look at you, with yo grapevine looking @ss, get yo monkey head looking @ss outta here!
some person: please leave, nobody likes you
2)
*someone says a good insult
ooh man you were roasting him man!
by Vortex1212 March 27, 2018
a specific type of insult which is often rude in some way or another, with things like comparisons to generally bad things and on the internet is generally directed at celebrities and people like that (e.g. Donald trump) but in real life it can be used on anyone whom you don't like or as banter.
roaster: "you know that bloody mary thing, where you look at a mirror , say 'bloody mary' three times and a creepy face appears, i did that last week, you know, your face came up, almost gave me a heart attack"
watcher: "that was a damn good roast, roaster"
roaster: "why thank you"
watcher: "that was a damn good roast, roaster"
roaster: "why thank you"
by post progressive math jazzcore November 22, 2016