STD Risk

As implied. The risk of catching an STD from a sexual encounter because the other person is a whore. Could also be used as a scale from one to ten or as a probability. One being the lowest, ten being he highest.

That girl is so dime, I would hit it but she's whore and I wouldn't take the std risk.

I would bang that skank but even double baggin it wouldn't be worth the STD risk.

Wow! Look at that girl dancing on the bar. What a Skankzilla. STD risk - 10 or STD risk - 100%.

by DBARBS March 11, 2009

Comedic Risk

The risk involved when telling a joke or doing something that your not sure is funny or not.

Alex- Did you hear that joke Marcus told about the astronaut, the nun, and the hair dryer?

Brendon- Yeah he took a lot of Comedic Risk with that one.

by Doctor Lawls February 17, 2010

Comment Risk

The risk brought on by specific comments on any particular Facebook status. Comments with high comment risk would be things like comments by your family on a status meant to make your friends laugh. Comments with extraordinarily high risk are usually deleted in order to still get the intended attention.

God dammit, my mom just commented on that inside joke I posted. I'll have to delete it, too much comment risk.

by xuberxhaxxx July 7, 2010

Personal Risk Tolerance

Also known as PRT. A term used by investors or degenerate gamblers to rationalize betting every dollar they have, and sometimes borrowed funds, trying to score a big win.

“I maxed out three credit cards, took out a second mortgage on my parent’s house, and asked my roommate to front me next month’s rent for this trade. Don’t worry, it’s within My personal risk tolerance.”

by firenance November 24, 2019

Risky snooze

The art of turning snooze off on your alarm after being woken up, and going back to sleep in the hope that your body will be the only alarm you need. Often goes disastrously wrong when you wake up and your lecture started 20 minutes ago.

1) "Sorry I'm late for the meeting boss, but I was so hungover this morning that I decided to do a risky snooze and I didn't wake up till your secretary rang, you're cool with that right?"

2) "Hey, where'd you get that black eye?"

"Well I slept with my mates wife, I was gonna leave before he got back, but I was tired so I had a risky snooze just before he came in"

3) "You look fresh"

"Yeah, I totally had a successful risky snooze"

4) "You're forty minutes late for your exam, you will not get the time back"

"But I have an excuse"

"What is it?"

"I went for a risky snooze but didn't wake up in time"

"That's okay then, don't worry I'll talk to the chief examiner about this"

5) The thought process goes -

I'm wide awake and ready to face a new day.

*turns off alarm*

*sits up*

Actually I'm still quite tired.

*lays down*

The alarm is SO far away, screw it I probably won't fall too much asleep.

*wakes up*

"FUCK"

*late*

by ugotpauld December 28, 2011

Risky Business

A mixed alcoholic beverage consisting of two parts rum, one part whiskey, four fluid ounces of coke, and four fluid ounces of a fruity drink of your choice.

I went to the bar last night and ordered a risky business. My friends called me a queer but changed their minds when they actually tried it.

by itonner231 March 13, 2010

No risk it, no biscuit

If you don't take the chance, you can't get the reward (prize).

It's a long shot, but if I don't go for it I'll never be a millionaire. No risk it, no biscuit! "B" is my final answer!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 7, 2021