Ripe Fart

A fart that has extreme potentcy. Requires cover of the mouth and noise.

Damn dude, that was a ripe fart

by Jake Carmel December 9, 2007

rapesturbation

rape of oneself
rape + masturbation

I totally got drunk last night and had a sad session of rapesturbation...I was crying the whole time

by Crunchyness March 14, 2008

ripfest

A party or any event where a wobblypop is consumed.

We went to the ripfest and had way too many wobblypops.

by Son_of_LB May 24, 2005

BE RIPE

Be Positive
Embrace Constant Growth and Development

Remain Humble
Integrity First
Passionate about People
Everything is Figure-out-able

BE RIPE and make it a great day!

by Panda Project November 5, 2018

rapeseed

rapeseed is canola oil, get your mind out of the gutter

Person 1: Can I have the rapeseed oil
Person 2: Ew no

by w,erkmfkdmwqa January 5, 2021

Rapescan

The real name of the "Rapiscan Secure 1000" naked body scanners that are being widely deployed in US airports by TSA. They bombard you with cancer producing radiation so some uneducated TSA guy hidden in a secret jack-off room somewhere can see your thorough your clothes and examine your tits and labia to be sure you are not a terrorist.

Also known at "the cancerous walls of death" because of the uncontained radiation they produce.

They have Rapescan naked body scanners at LAX now.

by Kutygrl January 7, 2011

Riesel

Riesel, Texas. a.k.a. hickville. A small town between Waco, Texas and Austin, Texas, it is in the middle of nowhere. Population 700 humans and 1,000,000 goats and cows.

I live in Riesel. I like big trucks and mud. I like to wear cowboy hats and boots and drink lots of beer.

by ThatRobynGirl January 12, 2009