Rigor Balls

Truffle-like nutsacks attached to the ear, stiff and morbid in their age decline.

"Pete's got rigor balls. Hanging from the side of his head."

by ShyCabaret August 13, 2022

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rigor mortis male

the best type of male out there, even more than a sigma male, even more than a yogurt male, its just the best male ever. the biggest chad male type of them all.

mike: james said I wasn't a good person so I respectfully told him to eat a box of nails

nick: damn bro your a rigor mortis male

by relayZZZ April 24, 2022

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Rigor mortis is the stiffening of joints with particular attention in the hip area. This is most common in people who shoot the DTL discipline. Overtime patients with Rigor mortis also lose almost all movement of the latitude and longitude axis. Sufferers are also known to slur their words over time with particular attention paid to the word PULL.

Haha. Look at Grant over there shooting DTL. Looks like Rigor Mortis has set in. Listen to how he's saying Paaauuuuullllllll.

I don't think there's any chance of him coming back to skeet now.

by Trap=crap March 20, 2017

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rigor mortis

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Sam: Hey want to hit my Rick and Morty cart

Maddy: bro that Rick and Morty cart giving me rigor mortis

by TYRONE_THE_TURTLE69 May 31, 2022

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climactic rigor mortis

Also known as C-Rig. It is a mid-sex climactic phenomenon in which a participant reaches orgasm while incurring a series of pleasurable, voluntary, and yet debilitating full body muscular contractions.

The sweet young thing went full climactic rigor mortis on me. I almost had to give her a mouth piece.

by Lord of Thirst January 31, 2020

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