Scruffy Ricardo

when a guy with facial hair rubs his beard on the asshole of his partner, after rimming him.

after rimming me, he gave me a Scruffy Ricardo

by jsg123 December 6, 2010

don ricardo

A big Mexican nigga who has a Don Ricardo tattooed on his big fat penis.

Mason loves Don Ricardo penis.

by HerfyFish95 February 7, 2015

Well regarded

Very retarded. A phrase to be used when the r word would not be acceptable. Prime for work environments or sensitive friend groups.

Guy 1: “Ryan just fucked up another one of my projects. What’s wrong with that guy?”
Guy 2: “yeah, he’s becoming a serious problem. It’s pretty clear Ryan is well regarded.”

by Telltalehart October 14, 2023

best regards

A nice way to end an e-mail or a letter.

Bla bla bla

Best Regards

by AleReDnBlack September 16, 2013

Ricardo

A very cute and charming male who is probably the most optimistic person you'll ever meet. He can be a realist which is a very good thing to have a friend as. He could be a very very good best friend, or a very great boyfriend.

Whenever I'm near Ricardo, I get very happy and feel good inside.

by swag master daddy November 2, 2013

KIND REGARDS

When you sarcastically end an email to be professionally polite - but what you actually meant to say is: 'fuck off ye cunt'

Dear Darren,

Please re-do the stair drawings by the end of the day today, final deadline.

KIND REGARDS,

James

by schpountz April 26, 2017

rigamortified

rigamortifyed or rigamortis is when after death the body stiffens in the position it is laying/sitting/standing, whatever
like whena mouse dies and its legas are all stickin up everywhere and you poke it with a stick and it's all hard and what not.

Yeah, we found it in the pool. all rigamortified. must have drowned the poor bastard.

by Naoutka November 7, 2003