Rewards

I used to hate rewards programs but this one is alright.

Iam "Yo! Let's go! 9 bucks in my rewards today! Where did that come from? Nice!"

Hym "It's it sad that the only opportunities some people are presented in life are whether or not they want to continue to suffer at the hands of others? The only rewards a timely death?

Iam "What? Yeah... I mean, I guess... Why? That's not like you..."

Hym "WRONG! It's hilarious! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Iam "Ok... That's what I would expect."

Hym "It was a little forced but, hey, you know what I'm all about"

by Hym Iam May 18, 2022

good boy reward

A good boy reward, is generally a reward for good conduct, be it being, a good boy, or defending your country from foreign enemies, the reward is either, a treat, or a weapon.

"wave 21 complete: good boy reward incoming"

by me1234512345 August 18, 2024

good boy reward

A reward for being, a good boy, be it good conduct, but it is also associated with defending from foreign enemies, and receiving a weapon, as a reward.

"Area is secured, good boy reward inbound"

by me1234512345 August 18, 2024

rewarded incompetence

When there is a task or job function that you consistently screw up so the organization assigns the task to someone else, this rewarding the incompetence with lower responsibility.

Jim was responsible for printing and applying the labels to the shipping boxes, but kept putting the wrong labels on, so it is now his supervisors responsibility. Thus Jim has received rewarded incompetence with lower responsibility.

by May 19, 2024

Rewardism

The belief or attitude of treating things like love, loyalty, or self-worth as rewards or trophies to be earned, achieved, or owned — especially in a possessive or materialistic way. Rewardism often leads to a toxic mindset where emotional connections are measured like accomplishments, rather than genuine feelings.

She said he finally ‘deserves’ her now that she’s beautiful — that’s rewardism. Love isn’t a trophy, it’s a bond.

by VijaykrishnaContant May 21, 2025

ally reward system

people flourishing from supporting our allies and maintaining friendly relations with them.

The ally reward system kept some families billionaires for several decades.

by Coop Dupe June 21, 2018

yeomans reward

The scene at the end of the credits in a movie

I waited till the end of the avengers to see what the yeomans reward would be. It was schwarma.

by Thewander November 09, 2013