Receptionista

A young Euro-Trash female hired to greet guests and answer phones, typically characterized by the inability to speak proper english, to keep her breasts in her shirt or her skirt length below her ass, favorite accessories include hooker heels, hair extensions and flashy coloured nail polish.

"Hey, did you check out the new Receptionista?"

"Yeah, I wonder if she's earning her salary by banging the boss."

by Tony Red September 2, 2009

the shawshank redemption

Awesome movie. Many people consider it to be "cliche" following generic prison plots, but it was based on King's novel, which came out in the 80's people! Also, Morgan Freeman, Tim Robbins, and James Whitmore (as Brooks) were brilliant.

Brooks suicide note was one of the saddest scenes in a movie I've ever seen.

by renato July 22, 2008

redemption

The act of redeeming or the condition of having been redeemed.

Here's your last chance for redemtion. Make it worth it!

I'll do my best

by Whoopthereitis April 13, 2005

Masturbation Revelation

Finding out, that after masturbating, you don't really want to do some of the sexual acts that you deemed a good idea while aroused or horny.

"Dude I was totally gonna go have sex with my Ex Girlfriend yesterday. I was stoked!"

"Well what happened bro??"

"PSH! I had a Masturbation Revelation after I jerked it to try and make it last longer. I texted her after I finished whacking it and told her to fuck off! Then I went and ate a sandwich"

by Rooster Jake August 27, 2011

Anal Redemption

A state of ascended spirituality achieved by women via intense anal sex.

Dude I banged her ass so hard and so long that she fainted from the sheer density of anal redemption!

by Dieter Hellstrom February 1, 2012

Post Cum Revelation

The "back-to-reality" effect that occurs directly after ejaculation.

John: I was really planning on wanking it twice that afternoon. No one was home.

Jason: So why didn't you?

John: I wanked it once but after that I had a post cum revelation. I know longer wanted to wank a second time

by Tavid Johnson October 14, 2012

University of California, Redemption

UCR, or University of California, Riverside. In the 21st Century, UCR is less the school for UC Rejects, and more the campus of choice for many highly qualified applicants who may have gotten rejected by other, more selective UCs, but would have otherwise SMOKED college applications in other State Universities across the country.

I didn't get into the UCs of my choice this time, but despite busting my ass in high school, I'm thankful that I got into the University of California, Redemption!

by THEGOLDCOAST April 26, 2011