Retartf

Retard

Ori is a retartf

by Retartf May 20, 2019

renaut

A nonce that wants to play with little girls and take them to the park and gives them a bath and he has very sweaty, clammy hands.

Renaut: I love you you are the most caring lady I know and I love rylee xxxxxx

by anonymous December 31, 2020

retarted cat

doesnt know where or what the hell is going on and rolls with it but freaks out at a mouse

oh that damn retarted cat is going through the trash again

by soggys January 12, 2022

retart

v
1. Microwaving an already toastered pastry, such as a Toaster Strudel or Pop Tart.
n
1. Someone who has had sex so many times, they have transcended "tart".
2. Any object that has been retarted.

My toaster sucks, Imma have to retart this biYATCH.

Your mom is such a retart.

I'm gonna eat this retart, and like it too!

by Del the Funky Homosapien November 11, 2004

Two Kinds of Retarted

The art of acting so slow and stupid, people wonder if there is something else wrong with you then their already is.

Girl 1- Hey can i ask you a question.

Girl 2- Shoot.

Girl 1- Im smart!

Girl 2- What!?, thats not even a question, man
you must be two kinds of retarted.

by Numero A November 3, 2009

Retarted

The wrong spelling of the word Retard. Ironically, calling someone a retard and misspelling the word, actually makes the accuser a retard. Retarted is not a word, Retard is. Don't make yourself look retarded, by misspelling the word retard.

Commonly used by dumb ass YouTube commenter's, and dumb whores on facebook.

Jon: Tim, you're so retarted.
Tim:Well Jon, I'm not the retard who misspelled the word retarded.

Jon:.... well played.

by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI June 9, 2010

Retarted

The incorrect spelling of the word 'retarded'.

It is a well known fact that people that say retarded, are in-fact, a retard themselves.

Dude, that is so retarted!

by Dave Retardingsworth August 4, 2008