retardical question

A play on the phrase rhetorical question, a retardical question is a question so stupid, it leaves the people being asked speechless, and unable to answer with even a sarcastic response. A retardical question has such stupefying power,it can leave an entire room in a confused daze, and, in written form, can kill as many brain cells as aerosol or a Miley Cyrus song.

Dude 1: What did you put in answer for number 9?

Dude 2: You mean "name something flat? I put pancakes, tortillas, Earth....
Dude 1: Wait what?! Earth?
Dude 2: Yeah it's flat right? That's what people say.

Dude 1 is so stunned by this retardical question he is unable to speak, or move, and has to be taken to the school nurse.

by KrispyDymond February 4, 2018

Retardical

Retardical means something that is soo retarded! It is something or an act of some kind that is extremely stupid, retarded, idiototic, ridciulous, dumb, etc.

retarded stupid retardical idiototic ridciulous dumb

by JL<>Loove July 31, 2010

Retarding

When someone is acting retarded with out even realizing that they are acting retarded by simply being themselves.

This person is someone who is usually seen as normal or, maybe even intelligent.

The act of someone slipping from normal to a retard.

1. He was showing off so much with that butterfly knife that he ended up retarding and cutting off his damn finger.

2. Look, that bitch trying to drive is retarding and about to crash.

3. I think my dad is stuck in a retarding cycle.

4. This bitch lost the keys to the car, she's retarding.

by GrEeNFaM October 27, 2011

retarding

retarding;; something or someone becoming retarted.

x: omg i think my leg is retarding
y:ohhh are you okay?
x: yeah i just mite not b able to walk for a while

by Chazzah =] July 17, 2007

retarding

Is defined by acts or actions of someone who is being really really stupid at the time.

Ken: Hey Shawn, What are you doing?
Shawn: Oh I'm using this non-sanitized kitchen knife to cut off this mole.
Ken: Are you retarding?

by Ken Stricklin June 23, 2007

retardican

a member of the republican party who believes that there way is the only way, they can do no wrong, are always right, and generally will push their view until they cause the end of the world.

I tried talking to that Retardican about politics, but their view was so one sided.

by P. Goodman November 16, 2007

Retardical

A act of retardedness that is so retarded it is purely radical.

*Man shits on car cuz fuck
Dammmn that was retardical

by Pornokingkonggong April 4, 2015