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Universal Orlando Resort

(soon to be) Home of 4 parks; Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure, Volcano Bay, and Epic Universe. Known for their innovative rides, great treatment of staff, and overuse of screens.
Universal Orlando Resort opens Epic Universe... Sometime in the future.
by MrWonka November 7, 2020
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last resort shit

Your toilet is clogged it's the middle of the night your nighbors are asleep you have no place else to go and your last resort,shit in a bag.
last night i had to have a last resort shit because of a clogger shit i had 3 days before. So i had to put a bag over the toilet seat and shit in that.
by kool_kat ate me May 3, 2009
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Last Resort Christian

One who has no problem with breaking rules and the law and living in sin but claims to be a devout christian once their ass is in trouble.
My cousin Jeff likes to break into places and drink at the age of 16, yet his Facebook profile puts him as a Conservative Christian. Maybe he's a last resort christian.
by Gaaraofthedamned September 9, 2012
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Resort To Geronimo

Is the last attempt to knock your prison cell inmate buddy the fuck out before he has his way with your ass.

Be forewarned, a failed attempt at resort to geronimo may create a Geronimo Whiplash situation.

Please refer to Urban Dictionary for Geronimo Whiplash
Hey Hawkins, did you see that inmate resort to geronimo the when he was about to get plugged the other day?
by Dranon Von Ryle August 31, 2011
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Norwegian Resort

A known community that originated on ROBLOX during the month of April in 2018. Founded by Xonori also known as Cole who still runs it to this day. Norwegian Resort is a hotel/resort simulation game created on ROBLOX for the fun of users on ROBLOX who are interested and/or intrigued by the community in general and great for new players just now finding about the hotel/resort community as Norwegian Resort offers a great place for beginners as they are not insanely strict and the rules are easy to understand.

Resort/Hotel games have promotions/demotions/trainings/applications and much more that you use to progress through the 18 role-sets that groups on ROBLOX have, players will work their way up the 18 roles by attending trainings or by showing activity at the Resort game.

Norwegian Resort has been a continuously growing community since April of 2018 and continues to be to this day, and continues to grow as a large community and family.
Who wants to go to Norwegian Resort?
by CewnBoy January 24, 2019
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Last Resort

While at a social event, it is the guy/girl you know you can take home at the end of the night if you don't score with the girl/guy that you really want to hit. Usually of mediocre looks/intelligence/sex appeal.

The person with whom you will settle having sex with if your date decides 'I'm not that kind of girl/guy' and won't put out.
I was set to nail that MILF I met at the footbal game, but then her fuckin' kid sprained his ankle and couldn't spend the night at his friends house. I had to call that last resort slut on the skank block!
by No Way, Jose September 4, 2008
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resortify

To upgrade your vacation from motels, or hotels to much better, first class accommodations.
This trip is important, we need to 'resortify' it!
by The Vacation Guy December 1, 2010
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