by ScatTalk September 22, 2016
Get the DESIGNATED mug.When one friend in a group who is the designated driver for the night, continually manages to get drunk whenever it is their turn
Kid 1: Who is DD tonight?
Kid 2: Ramos
Kid 1: Ramos? Damn, I better hold back tonight. That kid always becomes a DDD: Designated Drunk Driver
Kid 2: Ramos
Kid 1: Ramos? Damn, I better hold back tonight. That kid always becomes a DDD: Designated Drunk Driver
by MikeyJoy January 13, 2008
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person who, in the case that everyone (including them) in the group is wasted to the point that they can't drive, has to drive everybody home, even though they're also wasted. Usually can drive really well when drunk. From "The Hangover"
Phil: Come on, just to Barstow! Everyone's passing us!
Doug: No, I promised I would be the only one driving. And besides, you're drinking.
Phil: Oh what are you now, a cop? You know I drive great when I'm drunk!
Stu: That's very true. If you'll remember, Phil was our designated drunk driver in college.
Doug: No, I promised I would be the only one driving. And besides, you're drinking.
Phil: Oh what are you now, a cop? You know I drive great when I'm drunk!
Stu: That's very true. If you'll remember, Phil was our designated drunk driver in college.
by J Filthy Money June 16, 2010
Get the designated drunk driver mug.A chick with a nice pair of DSL (Dick Sucking Lips) because all you can think about is getting a Hog Smoking from her
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
Get the Designated Hog Smoker mug.This is the true wingman. The friend in your group who does not discriminate against anyone of the oppisite sex. They will hook up with the fugliest of fugly. The next day when you talk to them, after going out, they never talk about themselves they only want to make sure you hooked up! You can use " DNDF" to shorten it up.
Joe will help you hook up, he is our designated non-discriminatory friend. Last night, he hit a whale just so I could get with her friend! He is a true DNDF!!
by Ricey Ripp November 4, 2006
Get the designated non-discriminatory friend mug.A designated walker(like a designated driver) is the person in a group who has to remain mostly sober so they are able guide back their friends to their place. A DW usually works best in city like NYC where you can walk anywhere you want to go
Last night we were planning on getting drunk uptown so we decided to make John the designated walker so we didn't get lost or robbed
by drunkfrosh October 17, 2009
Get the designated walker mug.When a friend or bro is responsible for telling his friend or bro what he said and did the night before, when the subject being observed is presumably 'shit-faced' or 'fucked up'.
A Designated Observer may tell his bro about a conversation he had with an attractive female he was trying to 'score with' or 'tap'.
by therealbrofessor February 21, 2010
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