Asshole Resting Face

The male alternative to bitchy resting face. When a guy rests his face and naturally looks like he's pissed off, angry, or an asshole. He may or may not actually be an asshole, but the way his facial muscles sit make him look like one.

"You look like a really pissed off and angry asshole."
"I'm not, I just suffer from asshole resting face."

by Gingy1992 August 5, 2014

net resting

It's where you acquire a net, strip naked, roll in dirt, then lay in said net sexually.

Have you guys heard of that trend net resting? All of the cool kids do it!

by bernie_mac_is_fucking_dead June 10, 2014

Handshake Reset

Requesting another chance to shake hands due to a handshake mishap (e.g. missing and grabbing just fingers) on the first attempt. The handshake reset allows both participants to save face and also helps prevent the moment of unspoken awkwardness, outright ridicule or even death that usually follows a handshake mishap.

Guy 1: Yo what’s up man? Been a while (Goes in for a handshake and partially misses, grabbing just fingers).

Guy 2: (Moment of unspoken awkwardness) Uuuuuhhh yeah man............good to see you too.

Guy 1: Yo dude I fucking missed. Can we get a handshake reset on that?

Guy 2: Fuck yeah we can! Glad you asked for that or I was about to whoop your ass!

Guy 1: And I would’ve deserved it. (Handshake reset results in a proper handshake and everyone is happy!)

by JSnoop September 22, 2011

repetitive

over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...

don't smoke crack!!!!!!!!!

by satan May 13, 2005

resting nice face

a person who naturally looks 'nice' or 'approachable' when their face is expressionless, without meaning to. Basically the opposite of 'resting bitch face'

"Yo, imma holla at that girl over there"
"Nah son. She just has resting nice face. Shes a mad hoe"

by IOnlyFuckWithSome January 24, 2015

resting bartender face

Where a bartender has dealt with so many drunken cock wombles that their face is permanently scowling

That barman has a serious resting bartender face. God knows who pissed him off

by Derangedflamingo June 2, 2017

Reetika

Used for a very pretty and attractive girl.

Wow. Look at that eye-candy girl over there. She's a Reetika.

by Hitler_Goebbels January 4, 2011