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repeat after me

An idioc made up story about some child's life dream to take over the world. Typically written by a young, white Boy Scout who has nothing else to do with his life.

Typically a little loser child that can't survive on his own and lives in his parents basement. Has a slight temper and tends to be highly annoying. Usually followed by a high pitched voice and a lot of crying.
Ughhh this is such a repeat after me. Someone shut this bitch up.

Repeat offender 

Someone who not only commits a mortifying sexual faux pas once but again and again, not necessarily with the same person.
“Kev, you won’t believe it, I was having the time of my life, pulled out and she shit straight in my lap”
“I would mate, she did the same to me Saturday night, and Steve last Tuesday, she’s a repeat offender”

Repeat-gifted 

When you receive a gift and then give it back to be wrapped, and the same person receives again.
I gave a gift to my son before Christmas and repeat-gifted it to him at Christmas.
Repeat-gifted by annonnonnonnomous November 23, 2018

Repeat offender 

When you reencouter a one night stand and it happens all over again
Aquirrijg minds want to know out of all your one night stands have you ever had repeat offender

Repeat the Question 

When you force someone to repeat the question you were just asked. Using "it slipped my mind" as an excuse.
Gina: *asks question*
Ellie: *was tuned out* could you repeat the question?
Gina: ...
Ellie: I heard you, but it slipped my mind
Gina: yeah of course!

Jane: *in corner* sus

repeat someone out

When you keep loudly repeating a word, phrase or command at someone while they're talking so that you intimidate them into shutting up or agreeing, dominating through repetition.
Mia: I’m just saying, I did most of the research part, and—

Jake: You didn’t do anything!

Mia: That’s not true, I—

Jake: You didn’t do anything! You didn’t do anything!

Mia: Jake, will you just let me—

Jake: You didn’t do anything!

(Mia sighs and goes quiet, defeated. The teacher looks over.)

Teacher: Jake, that’s enough, you can't repeat someone out like that.