cranial rectal inversion

The act of having your head up your ass.

"Are you really that stupid? You must be suffering from a cranial rectal inversion. What a dumb-ass."

by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003

Rekage

Linked with the word/slang "Rekt".
Rekage is when you come across the aftermath of a person or group of people who got "Rekt" i.e Dead bodies on the ground, blood on the walls, Jeremy Kyle.

"Oi m8. There's a lot of {rekage} over here."

by RunOwenRun April 1, 2015

Magical Rectangle

A mystical glowing tablet forged in the fires of Mt. Jobs (but really a factory in China) time suckage champ since '01'
iPhone/other smartphone

Source of all news and questionable information, gateway to drunken regrets/feats of greatness, photo-documentarian, pornographer...flashlight.

Person : "I have half a bottle of gin, an old iced coffee and some cherries....that's like a White Russian ...right?"
Other person: "Dude you're an idiot. Use your magical rectangle and check that shit out. Also never invite me over again."

Urban warrior: Ugh... I didnt read the book all my roommates lame co-workers are talking about...I'll consult my magical

rectangle and wiki that shit...or look up how to fake a seizure. Either way...I WIN!

IT KNOWS EVERYTHING WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!

by Arrthepirate January 8, 2014

Full Rectal Blowout

The act of releasing 110% of all contents built-up in your anal cavity, destroying the toilet and all other objects within a 5-mile radius.

It was awful man, when we went back to her place I had a full rectal blowout. She had to re-paint her entire bathroom the next day.

by Los Kelbroles December 12, 2010

Frequently Activated Rectal Tremble

Reverse acronym for fart.

Dude, Jorge has Frequently Activated Rectal Trembles. He smells like a pollcat.

by keifermail June 29, 2009

Reektard

Joining of two words: Reek and Retard

Reektard = Someone who's a smelly idiot.

John: That guy stinks - and he's as dumb as shit!

Kevin: Yep. Dude's a Reektard!

by Kobiashi2 June 16, 2010

Rectal Spelunker

That lucky guy who has a wife or girlfriend that lets him get her up on all fours and proceed to play. He spreads her ass cheeks wide and applys his nose close to her balloon knot and slowly inhales the aroma of her stink star. Gentle licking and sucking causes her tastey gumhole to soften up as he prepares for penetration. Lubing up real well he inserts his rock hard cok in her anus and gradually pumps away building up too an awesome orgasm, dumping a massive load of man-goo deep in her rectum.

Dave: Steve, you ever had anal with Doris?

Steve: Man, I am her Rectal Spelunker and she loves it!

by The King Cornholer April 6, 2008