Wheel of Regret

(Noun) The wheel on a shopping cart that is wobbly, squeaky (or otherwise noisy), off the ground (rendering it useless), or stuck.

This leads the individual pushing the cart to deeply regret choosing the cart, being at the store, and ultimately life itself.

News Story:
A local man was killed today when he was struck while trying to push a shopping cart across a busy intersection. Witnesses say the man inexplicably tried to guide the cart into the path of a bus, but was killed when his shoe lace became entangled in the cart's wheel, trapping him in the middle of the street.
A review of the cart's maintenance log suggests it may have possessed a squeaky wheel of regret.

by BlackjackII June 26, 2008

Regret Ceiling

(noun) - The point at which one stops feeling remorseful regarding a thought, comment or action.

I hit the regret ceiling last night regarding my comment toward Jody's weight several weeks ago. Her fat ass just needs to get over it.

by ITALUS September 7, 2011

Regret Nut

To imediately have a feeling of regret and shame after busting a nut'

After i had sex with my step sister, i had the worst case of regret nut....

by cheem1981 May 3, 2012

Post Ejaculatory Regret Syndrome

Post Ejaculatory Regret Syndrome (PERS) is a condition developed when a person (usually a male) ejaculates while masturbating to hardcore pornography.

An example of a typical post ejaculatory regret syndrome scenario

Person: "Damn, I can't believe I jerked off to that disgusting shit!" *Deletes history from the beginning of time*

by Pers September 5, 2016

No ragrets

When you don't regret anything, not even a letter.

No ragrets?

Not even a letter?

by nails907 June 8, 2014

Regret

A feeling often accompanied by sadness, shame, and guilt; regret is when you wish you had done things differently in your past.

"I have many regrets in life, but you were not one of them."

by OneBadAsp November 4, 2006

regretfull

In the state of being sorry, repentant, or upset regarding the amount of food one has placed in one's belly, thus filling it with both deliciousness and regret.

Ex: They were all seriously regretfull after consuming enough food at Thanksgiving to feed a small village for a week.

by ebbb November 27, 2012