Reets

Short for "Retarded". Used jokingly among friends to show humerus disapproval or stupidity.

That picture of you is so reets.

Screw studying for challenge and change. The whole course is reets.

by LIL'ZAR June 21, 2010

Reet

A competitive, weird but loyal friend. She will always be there for you in times of need and she always gives the best advice. She is the greatest person you will ever meet.

She's such an amazing person! She must be Reet

by ray ofsunshine July 5, 2017

Reet

A word that describes a native ostrich (a.k.a extremely thin man), in his natural habitat. Usually heard when they mate.

Reet, Reet, (bobs head back and forth) reeeeeet, reeeeet

by MoneyPGaming March 23, 2017

Reet

This is the sound a Wild Alpaca makes while searching for it's EXTREMELY SALTY bread on Mount Everest. (Now here's the weird part.) This is also the sound I make while EATING the Wild Alpaca's EXTREMELY SALTY bread. (We are telepathic, see?) Now, when the Wild Alpaca is not searching for it's EXTREMELY SALTY bread, it is out looking for feral jellybeans. (Which I ate too.) The Wild Alpaca has no food, because I ate all of its food. The Wild Alpaca does not have a stomach, you see, because its mother... She did not swim in Atlantis. (Backstory: Wild Alpaca mothers must swim in Atlantis 2 days before she regurgitates the child up in a pearl.) The Wild Alpaca will forever feel hungry as I continue to eat its snacks.

Alpaca: REET!

by Eater Of EXTREMELY SALTY Bread October 28, 2018

Reets

Reets is a word that means absolutely fuck all but also everything at the same time. Can be a good or bad or no thing. Usually pronounced Reeeeeets (in a high pitch voice).

Ruby: Fuck im so nervous hope I dont get caught again tonight.
Poppy: Yeh. Reets

Poppy: Should I post this?
Ruby: Yeh why the fuck not
Poppy: Ok, Reets

Big mood? Nah, Big Reets

by Bigreetsbabey22 November 23, 2018

Reet

yeet and rEeEe joined together because it is so powerful

I'm so awesome reet, watch me rEeEeE and yEeT at the same time

by rEeEeT KiD January 3, 2020

Reet

Reet is someone who is very harsh from outside but deep down has an extremely soft heart and worries about everyone he is the best at manipulating people and his female bestfriend will be very lucky unfortunately she will have to face a lot of trouble because a person name reet is extremely introvert and a typical nerd and has a very good patience level but she would never want to leave him

How unlucky he/se seems like but nah he/she isn't he/she has reet.....

by Selfloveisbestlove November 23, 2021