Verb - Indulging in the slashy exploits of the King of Kaboom (Malcolm Reed, 'Star Trek: Enterprise'). See also slash, yaoi, and shonen ai
by Kuma February 26, 2004
Get the Reedingmug. Your average reed will be wearing non-prescribed glasses and speak with a vast vocabulary to try to make him self appear smart. Even though he doesn't understand the word or know how to pronounce it, he will say it anyway. They are sometimes acquitted with a beanie that makes them look like a hipster. Does he drink coffee and pretend to be an enthusiast, yes. Does he say dumb jokes and try to be funny, yes. Will he ask you a question just so he can answer it himself, yes. Does he have his parents write his college essays for him, yes. Does he like to guzzle Dosh Jean's cum, yes.
Dosh: Hey what did you get for question 12?
Reed: Actually, I can't say because i'm too smart for you.
Dosh: God what a Reed.
Reed: Actually, I can't say because i'm too smart for you.
Dosh: God what a Reed.
by Benqueedo Man December 6, 2016
Get the Reedmug. Is that Snoop Dogg reeding again?
by dax22 April 16, 2011
Get the Reedingmug. Someone that behaves in harsh hurtful ways, then expects you to have no reaction;
A Pathological Liar that can create, and get caught up in, a complex belief about their own power & abilities.
Extremely convincing, treats people differently at different times for no apparent reason. Fuckboy Syndrome
Does not take ownership or blame for his mistakes & misdeeds.At times, appears to actually enjoy manipulating & hurting others; exhibits the behavior of a Fucktard Douche.
Is glibe and superficial Fakeass bitch.
Is manipulative, conning, self serving, charming, but covertly hostile with a grandiose sense of self; feels entitled to things
Lacks remorse, shame or guilt - Doesn't see others as people, but as targets or opportunities. Also known as a heartless bitch or a cold fuck.
Incapacity to love or has shallow emotions- Warmth, joy, love and compassion are feigned, rather than experienced. Addicted to fuckery with Puerto Rican sidehoes & raunchy flight attendants.
Loves living on the edge with Molly & secretly loves cock.
Unable to empathize with the pain of their victims, having only contempt for others' feelings of distress and readily taking advantage of them.
Not concerned about wrecking others' lives and dreams, even those of the small children they profess to love. Oblivious or indifferent to the devastation they cause. Does not accept blame themselves, but blames others, even for acts they obviously committed. Captain Cunt
A Pathological Liar that can create, and get caught up in, a complex belief about their own power & abilities.
Extremely convincing, treats people differently at different times for no apparent reason. Fuckboy Syndrome
Does not take ownership or blame for his mistakes & misdeeds.At times, appears to actually enjoy manipulating & hurting others; exhibits the behavior of a Fucktard Douche.
Is glibe and superficial Fakeass bitch.
Is manipulative, conning, self serving, charming, but covertly hostile with a grandiose sense of self; feels entitled to things
Lacks remorse, shame or guilt - Doesn't see others as people, but as targets or opportunities. Also known as a heartless bitch or a cold fuck.
Incapacity to love or has shallow emotions- Warmth, joy, love and compassion are feigned, rather than experienced. Addicted to fuckery with Puerto Rican sidehoes & raunchy flight attendants.
Loves living on the edge with Molly & secretly loves cock.
Unable to empathize with the pain of their victims, having only contempt for others' feelings of distress and readily taking advantage of them.
Not concerned about wrecking others' lives and dreams, even those of the small children they profess to love. Oblivious or indifferent to the devastation they cause. Does not accept blame themselves, but blames others, even for acts they obviously committed. Captain Cunt
Since Reeds are not genuine, neither are their promises.Reeds are slimy leaches.
Reeds have no concern for their impact on others and are irresponsible & unreliable.
A reed has no problem lying coolly and easily and it is almost impossible for them to be truthful on a consistent basis.
Reeds are excellent actors. Research suggests that Reeds don’t have the basic emotions such as love, warmth, genuine closeness, or responsibility. Also known as a cheater, a wanker, and Emotionally broken.
Reeds should be avoided at all costs, especially ones with common names like Rob or Bill.
Reeds have no concern for their impact on others and are irresponsible & unreliable.
A reed has no problem lying coolly and easily and it is almost impossible for them to be truthful on a consistent basis.
Reeds are excellent actors. Research suggests that Reeds don’t have the basic emotions such as love, warmth, genuine closeness, or responsibility. Also known as a cheater, a wanker, and Emotionally broken.
Reeds should be avoided at all costs, especially ones with common names like Rob or Bill.
by reedfucked August 31, 2016
Get the Reedmug. A sexy beast that doesn't give a shit about notin and gets what he wants in an agressive ass muda fuckin way
by Ollie berry November 20, 2018
Get the Reedmug. A really tall kid that seems real tough but is actually wimpish when he is scared (no offense), known to make high-pitched squeeking noises when threatened
He through the baseball right at my face and when i stood up with an angry look on my face he squeeked and rran away just like Reed Kimzey
by qwertyop February 5, 2009
Get the Reed mug. Someone who makes grand promises but fails to keep them. Someone you want to believe in but fails you. He is generally found hanging out with anybody and everybody because he doesn't know who he is. He takes up offers and falls through. Reed's are not to be trusted. They break hearts and tell lies.
Don't trust him he is as two-faced as a Reed.
If you get married make sure your spouse isn't a Reed.
If you get married make sure your spouse isn't a Reed.
by Queen Desdemona October 23, 2014
Get the Reedmug.