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Redneck Condom

well shucks, we ran out of cock covers so lets make one o' thems redneck condoms
by cvhondacv July 10, 2009
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REDNECK WIGGER

Those guys in towns with less than 10,000 people that saw 50cent on TV and think its cool to act like you are ghetto,even though they have never been anywhere near a ghetto and if the opportunity presented itself they would surely cry and piss themselves.
Check out Bubba and Billy Bob, they think they are pimps but they are just redneck wiggers. Bubba's got a booming system in his tractor.
by your benefactor June 24, 2004
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redneck power wash

the act of peeing on a poop stain in a toilet to wash it away.
you open the toilet and there is a poop stain on the wall and you use your penis to redneck power wash it clean
by Andy Banas July 20, 2008
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Redneck pick up lines

Used by men named mark, rick steve, john, josh, tyler,evan, fred, jim, the like to soap each other genitals and play drop the soap with each other every other night. then pretend to be straight men every other day of the week.
Examples of their Redneck pick Up lines include but are not limited to:

1) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away
2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in
4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em
6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away
8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bedrock
9) I can't find my puppy can you help me find him? I Think he went into this cheap motel room
10) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner
11) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep Til afternoon
And the best for last
12)Your face reminds me of a wrench, lookin at you makes my nuts tighten up
by Yoan'tskeerdandI'mNotScared January 27, 2010
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Redneck Olympics

Son-of-a-bitch, how many more weeks until Fox stops broadcasting the Redneck Olympics?
by DR. DISTRUCTO July 5, 2010
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redneck engineering

The use of unorthodox methods and tools to build, modify or repair machinery, vehicles, etc, usually with little regard to finesse or technique.

Common tools include: sledgehammers, cutting torches, arc welders, come-alongs, jacks, porta-power kits, large prybars, sawzalls, lengths of pipe and 2 X 4s

So named for the stereotypical redneck who fixes things through brute force and duct tape.
The popular TV shows Monster Garage and Junkyard Wars often feature great masterpieces of redneck engineering
by Dr. Badwrench September 22, 2006
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redneck science

redneck science is different from chemical reactions, it is a form of making something awesome occur without any knowledge of science or chemical reactions.
Billy bob and Jimmy john mixed mento's and soda. Thats NOT a chemical reaction, its redneck science.
by evil kniewel May 16, 2010
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