Rectum Raider

A Pirate of the Anal Seas. Known to acquire their booty when your not looking.

"Oh Shit! The Rectum Raiders got me again."

by Choco McBrown Town July 30, 2008

rectum

Redneck word for getting in a wreck.

"I used to have two trucks but i rectum"

by sean f May 22, 2006

Rectumatically

The act of using the rectum for recreational purposes.

Guy 1: "Hey bro wanna gang bang that fat chick I was talking about" Guy 2: "Totally, we can rectumatically destroy her"

by XxSaddamW33D666420xX December 26, 2012

Golden Rectum

A rectum capable of eating chipotle without blood.

I don't have to use chipotleaway, I have a golden rectum.

by Ralph Maloy October 19, 2009

Rectumator

Pronounced (rek - tum - ay - tor)

A person who destroys others with his funky rectum.

You know that guy I met last night?
He was such a rectumator.

by macazonies. November 19, 2010

Rectumfy a Situation

To address a problem with somebody but reeeally get in their ass about it.

Guy: I had to Rectumfy a Situation with my girlfriend today.

Friend: Really, how'd that go???

Guy: She humbly apologized right away but I just kept yelling until she cried.

by Cuzfukemthatswhy November 10, 2012

rectumus

A roundabout way of referring to someone, or identifying them to others, as an asshole by utilizing a bogus taxonomic nomenclature. Most often used with a secondary similar fake noun or adjective.

i.e. He is a "rectumus pontificus" (He is a pontificating asshole)

by gcmgome April 8, 2014