rectalhat

A hat for you rectum

Timmy hat a rectalhat so he wouldn't get raped

by Hehshdbrbhendbebsbd July 7, 2016

Rectalingus

The practice of sticking one's tongue deep inside the rectum and absorbing the flavors of the rectal walls.

"My wife tingled with pleasure as I employed the act of rectalingus, slavering her bumbular insides with my capacious tongue."

by Loggus September 28, 2018

Recalcit

Bad work ethics

Recalcitrant

by anonymous November 18, 2021

Rectalatorian

A name given to an sophisticated asshole of a person

The country club was filled with rectalatorian uplifted noses.

by Rychus Bear September 30, 2025

Rectalvisionitis

When your ass cords gets wrapped around your eye cords, and you get a shitty outlook on life

He complains so much he has “rectalvisionitis” I feel sorry for him.

by Cauliflower Mcfud October 15, 2025

Recalcitrant

To be defiant in the face of authority.

All you know is to chase your masters prize. He was just as bad you know, recalcitrant to the last.

by Handler Morgan January 1, 2026

Octeo-rectilitus

When the nerve endings of your eyes attach to the nerve endings of your ass, and you get a shitty outlook on life.

After John had a meeting with his boss, he had a bad case of octeo-rectilitus.

by _shaquille.oatmeal_ July 5, 2021