reCAPTCHA

The older reCAPTCHA was simple and modest, it could even humor you with its word suggestions. The newer reCAPTCHA on the other hand is literally evil incarnate. It's more complex and involves matching the appropriate pictures. Can be a complete utter asshole by slowing down the animations and on top of that it won't even let you pass despite doing everything right.

Though, there are versions of reCAPTCHA that work automatically in the background or only require a ✅

Me: *does every single picture-matching puzzle correctly*
reCAPTCHA: nah not feeling it tonight lol

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 12, 2021

Reamprocrasted

The practice of taking a previously established idea or concept and drastically reworking or reinterpreting it in a new and innovative way.

James Reamprocrasted solar panels and made them generate electricity using rain

by MJ THE PRO January 17, 2023

Rbreach Revamp

Something that will never ever happen.

Your dad coming home has the same chance of an Rbreach Revamp happening.

by Commando_Real January 21, 2023

recap handitard

recap handitard,
a mix between the words, "retard" and "handicapped"
definition: a funny way to slag recap handitards and deformed people

Shop attendant:"wha can i get you?"
wheelchair man:"bottle of coke please"
Shop attendant:"FUCK OFF U RECAP HANDITARD UR NOT GETTIN PEOPLE FOOD"
{shop attendant pushes wheel man out of chair}

by lous3 March 12, 2007

Recamuthafukonize

like recognize you mother fucker but in a polite fashionable sense that you can say secretly to your best friend or lover without them taking it offensively

or something loud and proud to console, critize, compliment, to make an impression

pronounced wreck a muther fuck in eyes

Baby you know we should have talked about this first please recamuthafukonize that there is a we it's now always about you

You better recamuthafukonize that the only reason you are getting to borrow this outfit is because you are my homegirl and I love you but I still want my outfit back when you are done with it and please make sure there are no komono stains from that wanna be dragon on it when it returns back on the closet

Oh hell no you did not show up at my funeral with my ex-husband I can not even recamuthafukonize that triffling ass hoe was bugging for him the whole time

Recamuthafukonize that blunt needs to be passed cause you didn't bring or put in on any favors this week if you wanted to smoke all by yourself you should have bought your own sack

Recamuthafukinize I am the boss you are my slave and I am sure there is no way you just rolled your eyes at me like you were not listening

If I wanted attitude I would recamuthafukonize my sweet ass in the mirror and would not have called or requested your opinion

by Andrea Pearson-Haas October 14, 2008

Recap

Adding more weed to a previously-hit bowl.

"Dude, this bowls almost dead and it tastes like ass. Wanna do a recap?

by Svdharma February 22, 2011

recap

To re-cap or put a cap back on a bottle.

Recap that brandy, it'll go flat!

by Ares Lathe November 18, 2004