A phrase used in substitution for actual reasons. It's typically used in situations where a question is either too complex to give a sound logical answer and it's simpler to convince the other person that they should just give you the benefit of the doubt, or because the question is incredibly stupid and therefore not worth answering, or the answer that would have been given should be obvious to anyone with a brain. It can also be used to just make a statement about something.
Person 1: I fucking hate Carrot Top.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because reasons.
Person 1: Are you voting for Santorum in the primaries?
Person 2: No, because reasons.
*kid falls off of bicycle*
Person 1: Haha, it's funny because reasons.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because reasons.
Person 1: Are you voting for Santorum in the primaries?
Person 2: No, because reasons.
*kid falls off of bicycle*
Person 1: Haha, it's funny because reasons.
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Sean: hey why did you use squirtle against bellsprout? you know grass is his weakness
David Stern: basketball reasons
Borat: Hey mister, why your wife she so sad?
David Stern: basketball reasons
David Stern: basketball reasons
Sean: hey why did you use squirtle against bellsprout? you know grass is his weakness
David Stern: basketball reasons
Borat: Hey mister, why your wife she so sad?
David Stern: basketball reasons
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A funny, kind, annoying, weird , crazy and extremely stubborn person. Reatile's have a thing for weird guys. They are one of the greatest people you will ever meet so if you happen to meet one you are lucky
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After moving to Boston and prostituting herself in order to pay for a new piercing fetish, Slick contracted a nasty case of the reamocles.
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My Buick Reatta isn't the fastest car in town, but it definitely is not slow! Buick bring back the sporty cars! How about a Lucerne-based quad coupe Regal and Grand National (with Turbo) and a LaCrosse-based quad coupe Riviera and WildCat (turbo). And a 2-door, 2-seat Reatta based on the Pontiac Solstice/Saturn Sky, but add AWD because you're BUICK.
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