Also known as "real guitar". People started saying this after the popular video game series "Guitar Hero" came out. Some people hate Guitar Hero because they believe those who play Guitar Hero should pick up a REAL guitar instead of playing the little plastic one.
by PanchoH4x January 28, 2009
Get the realtar mug.A person which is an authenticated retard. Not the morons you see everyday at your place of employment. Realtards are the real thing.
1. "The guys at work are retards... but that guy... now he is a realtard."
2. "I thought you were just another retard... but you really are a realtard."
2. "I thought you were just another retard... but you really are a realtard."
by Davis Hay February 15, 2009
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The act, typically performed by a realtor, of dressing up a shit real estate listing using any combination of nonsense, bad grammar, all caps, and cliches.
Hey dude check out this real estate listing:
MODEL VERY RARELY ON THE MAEKET FOR SALE, BEAUTIFUL ONE STORY HOME, ONLY GARAGE ATTACHED WITH THE OTHER HOUSE'S GARAGE, NO INTERIOR WALL HAS ATTACHED. TWO BEDROOMS PLUS A SMALL OFFICE OR DEN, LARGE SIZE LIVING AND DINGING ROOM,NICE KITCHEN WITH OPEN TO DINING ROOM, BREAKFAST COUNTER, AND A LOTS CABINETS. MASTER BEDROOM HAS FRANCH DOOR TO THE BACK YARD, SPICEL DESIGNED TILE IN LIVING ROOM, DINING AND KITCHEN, CARPET IN BEDROOMS, WOODSHUTTERS. IT IS A VERY BEAUTIFUL HOME, NICE, CLEAN, WELL KEPT. JUST LIKE A DETACHED HOME.TWO CARAGE.
Holy shit bud I've never realtorbation like that before...
MODEL VERY RARELY ON THE MAEKET FOR SALE, BEAUTIFUL ONE STORY HOME, ONLY GARAGE ATTACHED WITH THE OTHER HOUSE'S GARAGE, NO INTERIOR WALL HAS ATTACHED. TWO BEDROOMS PLUS A SMALL OFFICE OR DEN, LARGE SIZE LIVING AND DINGING ROOM,NICE KITCHEN WITH OPEN TO DINING ROOM, BREAKFAST COUNTER, AND A LOTS CABINETS. MASTER BEDROOM HAS FRANCH DOOR TO THE BACK YARD, SPICEL DESIGNED TILE IN LIVING ROOM, DINING AND KITCHEN, CARPET IN BEDROOMS, WOODSHUTTERS. IT IS A VERY BEAUTIFUL HOME, NICE, CLEAN, WELL KEPT. JUST LIKE A DETACHED HOME.TWO CARAGE.
Holy shit bud I've never realtorbation like that before...
by JohnBrandon June 28, 2010
Get the realtorbation mug.A person that is powered or made by dreams and can create any dream he wishes or asks for.
A place that is defined as a 'Dream world' that is full of anything you desire or wish for.
A place that is defined as a 'Dream world' that is full of anything you desire or wish for.
Person 1: What is that 'Dream world' you keep talking about.
Person 2: oh 'Realtorna'? That's a place where your wildest dreams come true.
Person 2: oh 'Realtorna'? That's a place where your wildest dreams come true.
by Realrorna March 6, 2021
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by Bad Brass April 30, 2021
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Marco: I don't know man, only if it's a Chernobyl Reactor.
Kyle: Oh fuck yea!
Marco: I don't know man, only if it's a Chernobyl Reactor.
Kyle: Oh fuck yea!
by MaskedOliveMan October 17, 2019
Get the Chernobyl Reactor mug.Describing a vain, last-ditch effort to resolve a hopeless problem, often borne out of desperation. The measure normally has little to no chance of preventing an adverse result, and is often little more than a token display of action by the responsible party.
Refers to the effort by authorities to use sea water to flood damaged reactors at the Fukushima Nuclear plant in March 2011. Although no viable options presented themselves in the face of impending meltdown, the gambit to use sea water had little chance of success and in fact ran the risk of producing flammabile hydrogren as a byproduct.
Refers to the effort by authorities to use sea water to flood damaged reactors at the Fukushima Nuclear plant in March 2011. Although no viable options presented themselves in the face of impending meltdown, the gambit to use sea water had little chance of success and in fact ran the risk of producing flammabile hydrogren as a byproduct.
From fifty five yards out and with the wind in their face, the team's decision to kick a last minute field goal was little more than sea water in the reactor.
When the near-bankrupt company tried to find a buyer for its worthless assets, almost all observers saw the move as being no better than running sea water through the reactor, and that insolvency was unavoidable.
When the near-bankrupt company tried to find a buyer for its worthless assets, almost all observers saw the move as being no better than running sea water through the reactor, and that insolvency was unavoidable.
by hammertime0101 March 31, 2011
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