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randomness

An excuse for the incalcuably irrational actions of females under the age of 24.

The word is also used exclusively used by females under the age of 24. The most frequent use of the work occurs in the captions of MySpace or Facebook photos. These photos often times depict the subject participating in a seemingly odd or meaningless scenario with a peer.

In a more self-indulgent exhibits the word can be as a cover up for the obvious vanity associated with "artistic" or close up shots of body parts (e.g. lips, eyes, midsection, etc.) In this sense the word "randomness" becomes synonymous with the phrase "I have no explaination for these pictures other than the fact that they are a vain masterbation designed to stroke my own ego."

See masterphoter for an explanation of internet photography.
LOL What are we doing in this picture? OMG Randomness
by Sam Keeler March 6, 2008
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</randomness> is something like </sarcasm>, it's used to mean that the randomness is over using html tags to attempt to be funny. Used correctly it might be funny.
leik1337boi: What's your problem?
ytmndfool: Cheese~!!!~</randomness>
leik1337boi:.................. You're insane.....
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Randomnisity

A SERIES OF RANDOM EVENTS - Talking about somthing and then randomly talking about something else and carrying on with that subject for a while then talking about another random thing and carrying on with that subject
The sun is very orrange today it remindes me of pinapples

pinapples have stupid things on the top and it looks like her stupid hairstyle

hair gel looks like jelly tho and it doesnt taste nice

this is very Randomnisity lol
by James best May 26, 2006
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randomness

something that is rather random, hence the term randomness being used. this 'something' is usually un-expected, or doesn't happen on a regular basis.
"this book is full of randomness"
by Kitty Raaaa May 11, 2004
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randomness

ducks. tuesdays. lawnmower garden gnome plus seven! rainbow cookies fanbelt satan! CANCER!!!!

randomness at its best.
billy: oh hello there sue

sue: hello billy

billy: DUCKS ON TUESDAYS PLUS THREE!??!!

sue:....*walks away slowly*

-all in all, randomness is the best... muffins.
by tap3w0rm April 27, 2006
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randomyosis

a disease where you cannot help yourself but shout random things at passes by and then pretending that it wasnt you but infact your imaginery puppet which you believe helps you to be the best ventriloquist in the world.
another symptom of this disease is that you like to do rolie polies into big crowds and then shouting strike after you knocked someone down.
fortunately its not contagious
randomyosis is funny but we can not use people who have it for our own entertainment :(
by mike blown January 20, 2008
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RandomKyle

He is so cool that he is the guy who left you because of the milk and he did your mom
RandomKyle was my father but he left
by RandomKyleWasTaken June 11, 2022
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