Randomese

Utterly random way of saying or spelling a common word or trying to make up your own kewl term. Randomese is the official language of random.

Pencil Pusher: "Haha, that was so funny that I lemnopeed my pants!"
Another Pencil Pusher: "WTF is L-M-N-O-Peed? So freakin' random..."
Pencil Pusher: "I am teh leets, I canz speak randomese!"
Another Pencil Pusher: "Sigh, lame."

by Stealthage October 15, 2009

RANDOMNESSTICITISM

the art of being random; sayin and doin whateva you want to without justifiable cause or reason; not inline with societal norms.

anyone who does what they want to as if the rules to not apply to them and describes it as RANDOMNESSTICITISM

by DScales May 2, 2010

randomers

Random people. People you don't know, and who seem to be there for no reason. Strangers, or barely-there acquaintances.
The ones nobody invited to the party, but who hang around anyway - no-one will ask them to leave, as no-one knows who invited them in the first place.

My Facebook friends are a mix of colleagues, school friends, and randomers I couldn't turn down in case I'd met them and forgotten about it.

by Blue Jack May 4, 2009

randomest

a word in the Alexa ditctionary.
1. beyond random, the most random random can get.

1. that was the totallyest randomest thing ever!

by ADD April 18, 2005

randomnesia

The ability to recall and retain seemingly unrelated or arbitrary information in a seemingly haphazard manner, without conscious effort or intentional encoding. It involves remembering obscure facts, trivial details, or random tidbits without any apparent logical or contextual association.

Lucas's randomnesia always surprises us: last week, he started rambling about something mundane that happened to me years ago.

by Cazeip July 10, 2023

Randonesia

When randonneurs suffer on a long distance cycling event, their subsequent inability to recall the nature of that suffering and consequently their willingness to sign up for another one (despite it being almost certain they will suffer similarly again ) ...is called randonesia ( ie, randonneuring and amnesia )

Chap No1. " What? That 1200 km brevet through the alps with 3 days of wind and rain, 2 hours sleep and multiple mechanical failures wasn't that bad at all. I'd like to sign up for the next one please "

Chap No2. " Mate, thats a classic case of randonesia...but go ahead anyway. Chapeau sir. "

by roc74 October 29, 2018

randomnessia

A sickness that has struck most teens.
An act of being random.
Something that can never be cured as well.

Jessie: RAWR! MEOW.
Ken: Are you okay?
Jessie: -licking herself-
Ken: -sigh- she has randomnessia...

by MOMOPOW3R August 10, 2008