randomness

The art\skill of being so utterley random it
1)confuses people
2)impresses them
3)makes them feel weak compared to your powers of randomness

also used as a general term for anything you dislike

"did you know there was a museum for coathangers and that they sell coathanger shaped cheese and soap.
so i went to sainsburys and bought a cauliflower and then posted it to you"!!!

or

aagh my parents are such randomness,
your randomness makes me so horny

by Afromonk August 24, 2006

Randomity

The ultimate state of existence defined by a complete rejection of the mundane. Randomity requires putting forth the absolute most effort ever to avoid being basic, predictable, or status quo. For randomity to be recognized, one must expend the majority of time and energy in an effort to stand out, often to a point of zero return on investment of time.

Today I am going to wrap my basic and boring McLaren with white and black Camo Wrap to prove my level of Randomity.

by "VT" November 21, 2019

randomise

verb To engage random strangers in the art of conversation.

This activity is encouraged by the use of drink or drugs (allegedly).

noun randomisation

{In a club}

Guy 1: Hey dude, where have you been?
Guy 2: Over there, randomising with some chicks.
Guy 1: Sweet!
Guy 2: I know! Let's go over and randomise some more.

by felixdahousekat July 29, 2008

awesome randomness

What you have. It's catchable, so just be it. Feel it. Express it.

MWAHAHAHAHA

"Yeah and then I bought the CUTEST shirt- PEANUT BUTTER!!" "HAHAHAHahaha wait...what?"

by Pumpkinjack November 15, 2004

randomness

An excuse for the incalcuably irrational actions of females under the age of 24.

The word is also used exclusively used by females under the age of 24. The most frequent use of the work occurs in the captions of MySpace or Facebook photos. These photos often times depict the subject participating in a seemingly odd or meaningless scenario with a peer.

In a more self-indulgent exhibits the word can be as a cover up for the obvious vanity associated with "artistic" or close up shots of body parts (e.g. lips, eyes, midsection, etc.) In this sense the word "randomness" becomes synonymous with the phrase "I have no explaination for these pictures other than the fact that they are a vain masterbation designed to stroke my own ego."

See masterphoter for an explanation of internet photography.

LOL What are we doing in this picture? OMG Randomness

by Sam Keeler March 6, 2008

</randomness>

</randomness> is something like </sarcasm>, it's used to mean that the randomness is over using html tags to attempt to be funny. Used correctly it might be funny.

leik1337boi: What's your problem?
ytmndfool: Cheese~!!!~</randomness>
leik1337boi:.................. You're insane.....

by teh roxx0rz boxx0rz pwnage one June 19, 2006

Randomize

randomize – to make random sentences of randomly random randomness upon the random subject that randomly is, most randomly likely, also random.........random

”he randomized the randometer with random randomness concerning its randominity randomizing abilities of random randomness”

”the randometer was randomly randomized by the randomly random randomaster of random randominity of which the randomly random randometer randomly randomizes randomly”

by GSD Ste V B June 15, 2006