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Pesto Ranch

A girl from the country or suburbs who gives it up fast for dudes once she gets to college or the big city.
Hey bro you see how easy it is to get laid with all this fresh pesto ranch around.
by Ranchgirls November 20, 2020
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Ranch Lumps

The cellulite that is camouflaged by yoga pants or tights.
Bro I thought that thot was gonna be a dime piece pawg but when she got naked It was like and endless landscape of ranch lumps.
by Ranchgirls December 29, 2020
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Ranch Rangoon

A style of rangoon often eaten in Korea. Its comparable to crab rangoon, but substitutes ranch for crab. Recently popularized in southern US.
Dan: What should I order to eat?
Mike: You've gotta try the ranch rangoon. Its amazing
by Biggest Dawg Out There May 13, 2020
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Ram Ranch 60

The sixtieth installation in the Ram Ranch Cinematic universe, this Ram Ranch has the cowboys go to the planet Mars on a spacecraft, and buttfucking Justin Bieber at the same time while they go there.

"Yo, on the spacecraft to Mars!"
"Justin Bieber, getting buttfucked!"
Person: Yo, have you seen Ram Ranch 60?
Person 2 (You, the reader): Fuck yea! That's one of the best in the entire series!
by The Boi's May 5, 2021
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Neverland Ranch

Michael Jackson's home. A Giant amusement park and also a zoo...And everything was free! People could spend their whole days on rides, eating candy.

Michael Jackson wanted a place where he could have his childhood back : instead, it became a way for greedy parents to make some cash by throwing false accusations at the superstar.
-Ask Michael to invite you again at the Neverland Ranch, Jimmy.
-Yeah! Thanks mom, why are you so kind to me?
-We have an extortion plan with our lawyers and we need to...NEVERMIND Jimmy, it's only for you to have some fun.
by 79centsplustaxes March 16, 2012
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Ram Ranch

1. Eighteen naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch. Big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked.Eighteen naked cowboys wanting to be fucked. Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks
Ram Ranch really rocks. Hot hard buff cowboys, their cocks throbbing hard.Eighteen more wild cowboys out in the yard
Big bulging cocks ever so hard. Orgy in the showers at Ram Ranch.Big hard throbbing cocks ramming cowboy butt
Like a breeding ram wanting to rut. Big hard throbbing cocks getting sucked real deep
Cowboys even getting fucked in their sleep
Ram Ranch, it rocks. Cowboys love big hard throbbing cocks. Eighteen naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch. Big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked. Eighteen naked cowboys wanting to be fucked
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks
Ram Ranch really rocks. Hot hard buff cowboys, their cocks throbbing hard. Eighteen more wild cowboys out in the yard
Big bulging cocks ever so hard. Orgy in the showers at Ram Ranch. Big hard throbbing cocks ramming cowboy butt
Like a breeding ram wanting to rut. Eighteen naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
Big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked
Repeat 1
by FaceThyFacts January 6, 2020
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Ranch BLT

Rough sex under a green blanket with sunburns and a messy finish!
Bob: Oh yeah, last night Carrie and I had some Ranch BLT!
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