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ranch

Vast land where cattle is kept.
My uncle has a ranch. Bulls roam there freely.
by Ereck Flowers June 30, 2016
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Ranch

Ranch is a Omnipresent, Omniscient and Omnipotent being. He has no notable weaknesses, The Hyperverse, Omniverse and everything else exists within the mind of this being. Hyperversal beings such as Cron and God are merely avatars of Ranch.
by RanchBorn May 1, 2019
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Ranching

Manipulating younger girls for pleasure because they are much easier and want you because your older. And not like a pedophile kind of way.
Seniors macking on girls from the juniors all the way to freshmen.

"Did you see Johnny ranching on those sophomores! They want his dick!"
by Miguel Led January 4, 2010
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the ranch

The everything that matters to you.


One's home or hangout.
"He bet the ranch"

"We are all doing fine down here at the ranch."
by Fifi Trixabelle April 10, 2004
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the ranch

n. the house, the crib, the place where you hang your hat.
Let's head back to the ranch.
by fizzle April 1, 2004
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ranched

The act of destroying a magic card by inadvertently spilling ranch dressing on the card while gorging oneself on chips, carrot sticks or other ranchably dippable foods.
My level 69 muff buster got ranched during lunch.
by muff buster September 8, 2011
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